As demonstrated vibrantly by Mr. James Franco.
I'm not going to have to saw off my arm but I feel like I'm going to have to make some major sacrifice (gulp) because things just aren't going well. Long story short: I'm off my game. I never fall while rock climbing and cave exploring! I want to be happy smily mischievous Franco instead.
HOW ARE YOU?
i.e. open thread. what's on your mind? Are you trapped and panicky or happy and confident?