Alexa here. If Valentine's Day finds you alone, crying over your Netflixed copy of Never Let Me Go while eating a specially made meal for one, here's something to pick up your evening. How about drying your dishes with one of these "Dishes I'd Rather Be Doing" towels by Dear Colleen? While my selections may have varied a bit (Jon "no undies" Hamm is the dish I'd order), I have to applaud her style and wit.
This Hollywood set includes Jake, Owen, Johnny, George, and Brad:
Johnny: "His cheek bones are so high you can see them from space."
She also has a special costume drama set for you Anglophiles out there, including our soon-to-be golden boy Colin Firth:
Colin: "Mr. Darcy, the first ambassador for wet t-shirt competitions."
It's enough to make you want to wash all those dishes by hand.