Moi?
Dear Nathaniel,
In lieu of gifts this holiday season, I wanted to campaign for the inclusion of a new category in the Film Bitch Awards called:
The William Hurt Honor.
For those scene-stealers whose roles are too large to be cameos, and who really have no purpose in their respective films other than to just show up and have a fuck ton of fun.
________
And this year, You can honor the man who made us laugh immorally in a morality play.
The man whose strut puts drag queens to shame.
The man cool enough to have the Stones introduce him everywhere he goes.
He might show up to the party, but don't worry:
He's on the list, baby girl.
With love,
Beau