Statue The Hoult Gobbler
OhhNooooohhz! that's a really big mouth that's about to gobble up Nicholas Hoult (aka Jennifer Lawrence's Candy) on the new Jack the Giant Slayer poster.
Great, now I'm hungry.
Remember when really big mouths with actors inside of them were all the rage in the 90s?
But back on topic. This is now the third title for that movie. Jack and the Beanstalk became Jack the Giant Killer which got a trailer a FULL YEAR AGO and it's now being called Jack the Giant Slayer and it's still not in theaters. Hopefully it's not called just Jack when it premieres in 2017
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Does anyone remember that 90s game show on Nickelodeon, "Legends of the Hidden Temple"? With the talking stone head? That's what this reminds me of. This poster makes think that Nicholas Hoult has to run through the temple and get to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey in order to retrieve Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress.
I would totally watch that.
Now I really want someone to Photoshop a leaping Robin Williams on to that poster.
Will h: I know! Was Nathaniel making a Robin Williams' Jack reference? I don't know if anyone remember that horror.
What's the J-Law reference? Are they dating? Will we be seeing bad actor/pretty face Hoult accompanying her to the Oscars?
Hoult looks like he's the early frontrunner in the "Who Will Be the Taylor Kitsch of 2013?" award.
"JUST JACK; 2013"!!!! /jazz hands