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Sunday, September 30, 2012 at 3:00PM
NATHANIEL R in Actressexuality, Anne Hathaway, weddings

Congratulations to Anne Hathaway on her wedding to the very lucky Adam Shulman. I don't know what I was thinking this morning when I didn't give her her own post. I have so many feelings.

Over the years my mortal fear of my favorite actresses "settling down" has mellowed. I blame The Bening in both cases. Never has an instant favorite of mine vanished as quickly as she did from the scene once she was pregnant with Warren Beatty's children. Then, years later, she came back to us better than ever; best case scenario! Other actresses seem to lose their drive as soon as marital and parental bliss hits (La Pfeiffer).

But it is what it is. You can't keep them locked up only releasing them from their gilded cage for the cameras and our entertainment. Turns out that's illegal!

More pics and "status" lists just for fun after the jump...

Do you love her dress? I do though I don't understand the headdress.

While we're on the subject of my favorite 29 year old actress (30 next month), let's look at her generation. Let's take the 28 to 33 year olds. That's the danger zone!!! For the most part we don't have to worry about the mid 20s. Scarlett Johansson, Rooney Mara, Amanda Seyfried and the rest? They're safely dating the big screen... for now.

But who is in danger of leaving us for child rearing and playing the good wife? Sometimes it's no great loss, make no mistake. I'm happy for Jessica Alba but I'm even happier for me that I no longer have to watch her wooden acting!

Married With Children
Married
Claire Danes (33)
Busy Philipps
(33)
Alison Lohman
(33)
Natalie Portman
(31)
Bryce Dallas Howard (31)
Anna Paquin (30)
Laura Benanti (33)
Anne Hathaway
(29)
Emily Blunt (29)
Mandy Moore (28)

 

Engaged/Dating -Imminent Danger! (+Child*)
Single as Far as We Know
(+ Child*)
Rosamund Pike (33*, Robie Uniacke)
Rosario Dawson
(33, Danny Boyle)
Kristen Bell
(32, Dax Shepard)
Michelle Williams (32*, Jason Segel)
Jessica Biel (30, Justin Timberlake)
Lizzy Caplan (30, Matthew Perry)
Kirsten Dunst (30, Garrett Hedlund)
Rebecca Hall (30, Sam Mendes)
Greta Gerwig (29, Noah Bambauch)
Kate Bosworth (29, Michael Polish)
Zoe Kazan (29, Paul Dano)
Felicity Jones (29, Ed Fornieles)
Maggie Q (33)
Rose Byrne
(33)
Kate Hudson
(33*)
Noomi Rapace
(32*)
Christina Ricci
(32)
Eva Green (32)
Zooey Deschanel (32)
Olivia Munn (32)
Summer Glau (31)
Alexis Bledel (31)
Romola Garai (30)
Abbie Cornish
(30)
Natalie Dormer (30)
Brit Marling (30)
Elisabeth Moss (30)
Alison Brie (29)
Mila Kunis (29)
Mélanie Laurent (29)
Ari Graynor (29)
Scarlett Johansson (28)
Olivia Wilde (28)

 

Now I feel a bit creepy. LOL.

I promise I don't normally care about their personal lives! I don't read tabloids or anything. But every once in a while I get curious and end up in these OCD info-gathering spirals -- I had no idea Rosario Dawson was dating Danny Boyle! -- but generally I am content to only think about them through their characters on the screen and their persona in public at awards shows and red carpet events.

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