Thoughts I Had... whilst gazing at Gwyneth Paltrow's new photo shoot
Tuesday, October 11, 2016 at 5:30PM
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Gwyneth Paltrow's new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar...

• Should you really wear stilettos on newly mopped floors?

• I am fond of this aisle in grocery stores.

• Bill from Freaks & Geeks  popped into my head when I looked at the mopper... which was quite a while after gazing at Gwynnie.

• Remember that scene in Crazy Ex Girlfriend when Rebecca tries to hide inside the refrigerated goods door? LOL. October 21st and season 2 can't come soon enough.


• Sudden craving for Golden Grahams (not pictured)

• Are you a Lucky Charms or a Froot Loops person? Gwynnie's loaded up both on her cart but I bet she's never tried either in her life. Are they gluten free?


• Don't scan her -- you can't afford her

• Did that gawking lady drag her husband to see I'll See You In My Dreams?

• (Cute that all the magazines on the rack are old Gwyneth Bazaar covers)

• Gwyneth should make some movies again because it's stupid to be famous and talented and not use it for good.

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