Three truths.
We were grossly misusing the phrase “Our long national nightmare is over” before this
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) December 1, 2017
Thinking about movies right now feels terribly frivolous and also one of the few things keeping me sane.
— Scott Renshaw (@scottrenshaw) December 2, 2017
This Tiffany Haddish backlash is weird proof that people love Oscar bait more than they want to admit.
— Sam Coffey (@SamCoffey72) December 1, 2017
so sad but all true observations. The latter I've noticed in social discussions so many times. Okay on to funnier or at least less depressing things after the jump including more Tiffany Haddish, Captain America's beard, Lady Bird, Ava DuVernay being inspiring (what else is new), and so on...
Also if Tiff Haddish gets an Oscar nomination even more people will watch Girls Trip and realize that REGINA HALL SHOULD BE AS BIG AS SANDRA BULLOCK.
— Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho) November 30, 2017
*clears throat*
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) November 30, 2017
*raises megaphone*
COMEDIC PERFORMANCES DESERVE EQUAL, SOMETIMES EVEN MORE RECOGNITION THAN DRAMATIC ONES!
*lowers megaphone*
*bites grapefruit*
Wow, if Tiffany Haddish won Best Supporting Actress this year, it'd be the first performance to win with an airborne urination scene and blowjob simulation since Ethel Barrymore in 'None But the Lonely Heart' ('44).
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 30, 2017
Bryan Singer is suffering from a "personal health matter". pic.twitter.com/527Ms2ugWm
— And now Woodo. Except for viewers in Scotland... (@MrWoodo) December 2, 2017
This whole Spacey/Plummer All the Money in the World thing forces us to ask an important question: why, when elderly actors exist in this world, do we ever need to cast younger actors and bury them in weird makeup? pic.twitter.com/qM0Iq3GdDY
— John Squires (@FreddyInSpace) November 29, 2017
We have rumors that this picture of Armie Hammer and Saoirse Ronan has just killed thousands of people #GothamAwards pic.twitter.com/kwjU2URAmt
— Little World Call Me By Your Name™ (@Caarmsssss) November 28, 2017
If you haven’t seen Greta Gerwig’s Ladybird I highly reccomend you do. It’s a great movie . All the actors are amazing, but most of all my sister, best friend and hero, Beanie Feldstein.
— Jonah Hill (@JonahHill) November 30, 2017
shout out to LADY BIRD's shout out to dry humping
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) December 1, 2017
Uh oh, guess who knows how to pronounce "Mia Wasikowska" - YOUR MOVE, MERYL. https://t.co/BP2F4bbStk
— Joe Reid (@joereid) December 1, 2017
Clockwise:
— Joe Reid (@joereid) November 27, 2017
- brother/sister
- platonic best friends who kissed once and then immediately broke into a mutual laughing fit
- second-chance-at-love couple you're ~really~ rooting for
- second-generation existential detectives from 'I Still Heart Huckabees' pic.twitter.com/nZ8SYo3UCA
If gays actually ran entertainment, Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much" video would be adapted into a six-part miniseries starring Michelle Pfeiffer.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 27, 2017
You are allowed to have a mini-wedding for your salt and pepper shakers and then make them kiss. It's normal.
— Mark Magark (@markedly) November 28, 2017
Oh Mary Louise, how dare you force me to reassess my Top 10 Streep performance rankings! #ThePost
— Manuel “Lady Bird” Betancourt (@bmanuel) December 1, 2017
Wise words from Common and Ava pic.twitter.com/diUvzqGWQP
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) November 26, 2017
I think the fastest-moving film of the year is the Tonya Harding movie "I, Tonya." At least the DVD moved fast when I flung it across the room.
— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) November 30, 2017
this morning I chose to eat pears instead of peaches so maybe I didn't love CALL ME BY YOUR NAME enough?
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) November 27, 2017
Sally Hawkins didnt fuck a fish to get snubbed by y'all in awards season!
— dilara (@marioncotilards) November 21, 2017
I haven't done much work today... unless watching the INFINITY WAR trailer 50 times counts.
— Mark Christmassy 🎄 (@RorMachine) November 29, 2017
Everyone's talking about Cap's beard in the new trailer but I didn't see her?? pic.twitter.com/CaKxkEqu3L
— Siddhant Adlakha (@SidizenKane) November 29, 2017