Tweets of the Week. If we couldn't joke about movies the current political climate would be enough to drive us all off the ledge wouldn't it? So here are two tweets that most helped me get through the week by LOL'ing instead of crying.
congrats to france for electing a not crazy president but you still let anne hathaway die a penniless prostitute
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 7, 2017
Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you! pic.twitter.com/zxUvnPWMtW
— Sarah Fox (@SarahFoxes) May 10, 2017
After the jump: Depp's "technique", ongoing Kidmania, Jessica Chastain, Isabelle Huppert, flat earth, fun photos... and Dick
In many ways, I'm sorry. So so many people are going to die because of my magic spell to help Nicole Kidman. But you know what? No regrets. pic.twitter.com/1LM1xAwMd1
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) May 11, 2017
Our best hope for America. pic.twitter.com/UWSCZwL4Fn
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) May 10, 2017
When your friend is being self-righteous about how they're now up to eating 10 fruit and veg a day. pic.twitter.com/rXss5R1LJj
— David (@xmagic_dustx) May 12, 2017
Everything you ever like will be thinkpieced to sad, ugly death from now until the end of time in three weeks.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) May 11, 2017
I predict that film twitter will be ranking David Lynch films before the week is done.
— Joanna Di Mattia (@JoannaDiMattia) May 13, 2017
Unleashed and unhinged women in film: A tale of pink script typography, 1968 to 2017 pic.twitter.com/DrswDBNiZa
— Lola Landekic (@lolamachine) May 12, 2017
"I'm sure Goldie had a good time and that's what's important" is the only Snatched review we need.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) May 12, 2017
Can't decide between watching the Handmaid's Tale on Hulu or just waiting 6 months to see it live
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) May 12, 2017
On this, the 113th day that our president proves that he's mentally unstable, just remember that this picture exists. pic.twitter.com/IOQcEtCWjM
— Julie (@Buellie1208) May 12, 2017
ACTRESSES BEING AWESOME...
Madame Huppert still promoting her Oscar nominated film all around the globe. True artists care about their films even after the season ends pic.twitter.com/jo6T104GKz
— Ali Benz (@Alibenzkr) May 10, 2017
Jessica Chastain's reaction to this Johnny Depp question was everything 🙄😂 pic.twitter.com/x2n5v4PUpl
— BBC News Ents Team (@BBCNewsEnts) May 10, 2017
Nicole Kidman telling Giada De Laurentiis her pizza is "a little tough" brings me a lot of joy pic.twitter.com/9gdJIthDcP
— Jordan (@JordanApps) May 10, 2017
BREAKING NEWS: The incomparable @BurstynEllen has joined Twitter! pic.twitter.com/LZ7F5xcY8Y
— Andrew Carden (@AwardsConnect) May 10, 2017
Just thought about Nicole Kidman in 1) new Yorgos Lanthimos 2) new Sofia Coppola 3) new Jane Campion and felt pure unadulterated joy
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) May 12, 2017
More Randomness...
I don't know why we expected good journalism from people who drop everything to play themselves in every movie with an alien invasion in it
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) May 10, 2017
And I know we already discussed Tom Holland doing Rihanna but isn't this drawing cute?
You can stand under my umbrella
— Art of Stephen Byrne (@StephenByrne86) May 11, 2017
Cc: @TomHolland1996 pic.twitter.com/dpKzawdiWg
OFF SHOWBIZ because these tweets are too delightful not to share
are we gonna talk about how baby sting rays look like haunted ravioli pic.twitter.com/nQEQoiyhdZ
— rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER) May 9, 2017
If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
— Raymond Alexander (@jelenawoehr) May 11, 2017