90s movie reference humor for the win
I've gotten some confusing messages about zombies recently, so let's clear this up: my story is Dead Man Walking, not The Walking Dead!
— Sister Helen Prejean (@helenprejean) August 10, 2017
After the jump Barbra Stanwyck, Christopher Nolan's "perfection," Evita's MPAA rating, two Indiana Jones references and more ...
BEST. SUPERHERO LANDING. EVER! Hey @VancityReynolds, don't you agree? pic.twitter.com/cP45GtojrT
— The Stan Lee Box (@stanleebox) August 11, 2017
"Ten Things That Make my Heart Beat Faster" by Barbara Stanwyck, Good Housekeeping, 1956 #SummerUnderTheStars pic.twitter.com/VUCe2tW6ww
— Jessica Pickens (JP) (@HollywoodComet) August 13, 2017
Hello! pic.twitter.com/c1T5UgY7Al
— Joel Morris (@gralefrit) August 12, 2017
Where is my Addams Family remake starring Eva Green & Oscar Isaac and directed by Guillermo Del Toro?! pic.twitter.com/M3Eu867Rsd
— ferdosa (@atomicwick) August 10, 2017
tfw you look 50% Sunday and 50% Faith pic.twitter.com/KXZDt4mLOY
— Matt Erspamer (@erspamer_matt) August 10, 2017
I am now rewatching The Kids Are All Right's dinner scene. GODDAMN YOU ANNETTE !! pic.twitter.com/njTsGjE8L3
— Ali Benz (@Alibenzkr) August 6, 2017
TFW you wish the ratings and reasons were reversed. pic.twitter.com/Z2En1huHVi
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) August 6, 2017
Not interested in any total-eclipse-preparation news report that doesn't interview Dolores Claiborne.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) August 8, 2017
EVITA is rated PG and has very visible dicks. pic.twitter.com/da45CE3L8q
— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) August 11, 2017
How long until Disney announces the live-action version of The Great Mouse Detective?? 🤔🤔
— Ed Stevens (@edd_gosbender) August 14, 2017
My next script will be titled JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS HAPPY FOR 95 MINUTES AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HER.
— Eitan (@AnotherEitan) August 15, 2017
Stunned, almost Frozen, to realize Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is, in the end, about a Nordic blonde named Elsa who can't Let It Go. pic.twitter.com/j0g3dhOZan
— I Write Monsters (@IWriteMonsters) August 17, 2017
I'M TRYING TO AVOID POLITICS IN THIS PARTICULAR GO ROUND (IT CAN BE SO EXHAUSTING) BUT I CAN'T NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING...
What exactly does the "alt-left" do? Hug people hard af? Healthcare the hell out of you? Wheel those meals in with attitude?
— Anika Noni Rose (@AnikaNoniRose) August 15, 2017
Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination. pic.twitter.com/knrhHuPNDl
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 15, 2017
NAZI: Some of us Nazis got hurt too
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) August 13, 2017
ME: Thoughts and bears
NAZI: Don't you mean "thoughts and pra--
ME *releasing grizzly bear*: Nope
AND, FINALLY, A TWEET TO WHICH I EPICALLY RELATE...
Everyone: It sucks that the summer is ending.
— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 17, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/gadyUXx47a