A collection of random tweets for your (hopeful) amusement...
"One for the new Dianne Wiest, please!" — me at AMC on opening weekend of The Mule pic.twitter.com/dXcb91KudI
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) October 4, 2018
Sorry, the internet is canceled because I will never find a picture I love more than this photo of Michelle Pfeiffer and her dog pic.twitter.com/0cybntrKd4
— Justine Peres Smith (@redroomrantings) October 17, 2018
There's a track on the A Star is Born album that's just 13 seconds of Alec Baldwin saying "ladies and gentlemen, Ally" and it costs $1.29 on iTunes
— dabbin' in the woods (@robtrench) October 15, 2018
*2018
— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen) October 11, 2018
** me pic.twitter.com/uIMvUZNa5O
V excited that ZAMA will of course take the golden globe musical/comedy best picture nom vacated by A STAR IS BORN!!!
— Produced and Directed by Stanley Boo-brick (@RealToddHaynes) October 12, 2018
Me frantically calling the HFPA pic.twitter.com/bMGFbsL185
— Daniel 🔨 it's a beautiful day (@danieldepe) October 10, 2018
Fox News is actually a benevolent charity that helps to alienate you from your parents in their senior years so it hurts a little less when they die.
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) September 28, 2018
— Jason Voorhees Bailey (@jasondashbailey) October 11, 2018
spoiler: Steve Carell is the beautiful boy in Beautiful Boy pic.twitter.com/bso7BvPeIW
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) October 13, 2018
just casually thinking about what life would be like if zsa zsa gabor had had access to instagram pic.twitter.com/P8r1zjoF1x
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) October 19, 2018
Sex is cool, but have you ever opened a hidden bookshelf and were never seen again.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) October 13, 2018
someone made this & someone else sent it to me & now i send it to you, completing the prophesy.
— zoe kazan (@zoeinthecities) October 16, 2018
WILDLIFE is in theaters Friday. pic.twitter.com/lxv5VTpl0o
CAST NIKKI BLONSKY IN THE CATS MOVIE, TOM HOOPER YOU COWARD!!!!!!
— A Simple Michael (@as_seenontv) October 19, 2018