LOL
A timely reminder for all print-publishing folk errywhere: Beware the Gutter™ pic.twitter.com/ANVMmGKFb3
— Adolfo Aranjuez (@adolfo_ae) April 26, 2018
That's definitely a print lesson lost in the age of online media. After the jump warrior unicorns, a Clouds of Sils Maria / superhero fantasy that made me laugh out loud, Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson, and various bon mots from twitter in general and film fanaticism in particular...
Just overheard a little boy call rhinos ‘warrior unicorns’ and my mind is blown
— Rebecca Gladstone (@rgladstone91) April 21, 2018
Me: [chops off hand in bloody accident]
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 23, 2018
"I'll be fine."
Me: [watches movie trailer and misidentifies Elizabeth Perkins as Marcia Gay Harden]
"I'm going to the emergency room."
Remember when In the Mood for Love wasn't nominated for Cinematography, or Costumes, or Actress, or Score, or anything? That was really bad.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) April 6, 2018
here’s Jake Gyllenhaal laundering his shirt in a river in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN to cheer you up pic.twitter.com/OKLCPsQjvq
— Aaron Michael (@subsahaaron) April 18, 2018
┳┻|
— 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕫 (@MrMichaelSwartz) April 21, 2018
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻| pic.twitter.com/T4xOIKJuQt
INFINITY WAR SPOILERS //////
— fettucini (soph) (@lgbtjostens) April 27, 2018
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
ok now that the nerds are gone , party at my place tomorrow quality tequila provided girls n gays free straights $10
What if Infinity War 2 is just all the Avengers roasting Thanos like the White House Correspondents Dinner?
— M’BlockU (@rodimusprime) April 29, 2018
My favourite part of infinity war was when Thanos revealed he didn't get his power from the infinity stones but soy milk, was a real plot twist.
— iSorrowproductions (@ISPuuuv) April 29, 2018
If you then
— Omer Alvi (@Omeralvi_) April 28, 2018
don't you dont
love me deserve me
at my at my#CaptainAmerica pic.twitter.com/wbWfD2ctss
My favorite part of Infinity War was when Captain America hugged Thanos and they realized the real infinity stones were in their hearts all along #infintywar
— Cameron (@the_traitor361) April 28, 2018
Ariana Grande is Regina George’s 8-year-old sister who gyrates to “Milkshake.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 29, 2018
I take it you’re watching “The Handmaid’s Tale”?
— Jordan Veilleux (@veilleuxwho) April 27, 2018
me retweeting myself pic.twitter.com/2blDmrrcfP
— Matt Erspamer (@erspamer_matt) April 29, 2018
Galactus: I am the Ender of worlds!
— Christopher May (@chrismayhap) April 28, 2018
Maria: I am Maria Enders, star of Maloja Snake.
Galactus: You were breathtaking in that.
Maria: No...
Galactus: Your Helena was a Tour de Force.
Maria: You're making me blush.
Galactus: I'm glad they didn't cast Isabelle Carré
Maria: Oh! Same.
You're going to have to excuse me for a minute
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 27, 2018
This picture of Riz Ahmed & Ed Skrein has winded me pic.twitter.com/RSohBSDHqd
FYI: According to a Tumblr question answered by Miz Cracker, she stans Nicole Kidman. So this is canon. pic.twitter.com/LEToB9dUyC
— Frank Costa 💧 (@feistyfrank) April 23, 2018
*at speed dating*
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) April 23, 2018
Guy: Hi, I'm a rocket scientist
Shania Twain: not impressed
Brad Pitt: Hi I'm Bra
Shania Twain: NOT IMPRESSED
Guy: I'm a pathological liar, cheat on my wife all the time, my hair is fake, and i really hate people that aren't white.
Shania: 😍😍😍
you and me both buddy. #AvengersInfinityWar pic.twitter.com/lnMAOawp0x
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) April 26, 2018
Finally, this would be a perfect tweet if Tessa Thompson were spelled correctly but I still had to retweet because AGREE.
janelle monae booping thessa thompson on the nose rt if you agree pic.twitter.com/k8MICkYzfM
— (cry)stal (@siilkytofu) April 28, 2018
and no i didn't forget it was Michelle Pfeiffer's birthday today. Give me a minute, okay?