Oh but this one made me giggle!
I love this "wealthy parents on the verge of divorce making a public appearance at a school function" cosplay. pic.twitter.com/YF5KCpV6WC
— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) January 9, 2019
After the jump new and frankly awesome slang from the UK, movie tropes, actors praising other actor's great performances, ABBA songs, quality Glenn Close content, Green Book scandals, and more...
I heard that teenagers in the UK have started saying "Dench" (as in Judi) in place of "cool," which is Dench AF.
— Michael Urie (@michaelurie) January 11, 2019
Happy Friday! I think @melissamccarthy & @RichardEGrant should host the #Oscars! ✨
— Tomris Laffly (@TomiLaffly) January 12, 2019
I can’t tell if my humour is advanced or if it has devolved
— Elsie Fisher (@ElsieKFisher) January 12, 2019
NEVER meet your meet your idols. Unless your idol is @elsiekfisher and then you should definitely meet them. Congrats on your award sis. @LAOFCS we love you - Gucci 👌 pic.twitter.com/pyB08Sx9Fw
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) January 10, 2019
Hello, I'm an unattractive girl in a movie. BUT WAIT! Let me take off my glasses...
— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) January 4, 2019
I thought Bradley Cooper’s performance in A Star Is Born was revelatory, deep and complex and heartbreaking and personal, and to be honest I’m kind of shocked that people aren’t making a bigger deal about it
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) January 9, 2019
morbidly fascinated by the Academy's apparent belief that Kevin Hart is the only person on earth who is qualified to host the Oscars.
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) January 9, 2019
The only Southern boarder I care about is BLANCHE DUBOIS!
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) January 8, 2019
Absolutely living for this Chalamet fan art that looks more like Bette Davis in OF HUMAN BONDAGE. pic.twitter.com/1E3p4r3nwk
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) January 9, 2019
We all aspire to be Sharon Stone’s Instagram stan post for Glenn Close. pic.twitter.com/CuR7xetdvQ
— Leslye Headland (@LeslyeHeadland) January 8, 2019
All you gays calling this homophobia need to come correct and know that this is actually gay RIGHTS!!!!! pic.twitter.com/p7LlVty2R2
— Michael Poppins Returns (@as_seenontv) January 12, 2019
How I want Rachel Weisz to wordlessly announce the winner at any awards shows she presents at: pic.twitter.com/4XhlzEQH0L
— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) January 9, 2019
Good thing Viggo doesn’t love jazz in GREEN BOOK or this Oscar race would be OVER.
— Brian Duffield (@BrianDuffield) January 10, 2019
Is 2019’s plot twist that we’re going replace Green Book with Widows for the rest of awards season?
— Jamie Righetti (@JamieRighetti) January 10, 2019
Spike Lee and Barry Jenkins be like pic.twitter.com/Myi3H3j2hN
— Daniel 🔨 it's a beautiful day (@danieldepe) January 10, 2019
Look, at least Martin McDonagh made a couple good/decent films and is Phoebe Waller-Bridge's boyfriend. There's no defending Peter Farrelly
— Daniel 🔨 it's a beautiful day (@danieldepe) January 8, 2019
I almost admire your collective commitment to sucking the fun out of awards season, one of civilization’s few remaining joys.
— Rob (@r0bwatson) January 10, 2019
#bafta. Congrats to the McQueen film, the other McQueen film, the Queen film and the Queen. pic.twitter.com/dxijQ8z4s0
— James King (@jameskingmovies) January 9, 2019
Concerned Friend: "You've been watching Glenn Close's speech non-stop since Sunday."
— Akash Nikolas (@akashnikolas) January 8, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/zOCMHjNnjM
random shout-out: Haley Lu Richardson didn't get any attention for SUPPORT THE GIRLS but that performance is pure unfiltered joy. pic.twitter.com/f99o1OFi6F
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) January 7, 2019
Did you all watch the Golden Globes last weekend? They gave out two lifetime achievement awards—one to Jeff Bridges for excellence in movies and one to Carol Burnett for excellence in tv. I guess I finished in third place. #piazadora
— Pia Zadora (@OfficialPiaZ) January 11, 2019
What do you think is happening on the CATS movie set right now?
— Gideon Glick (@gidglick) January 12, 2019
Best baby bed ever. No contest. https://t.co/zMbo3J159U pic.twitter.com/yipi3G01Rc
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) January 11, 2019
The single funniest line reading of 2018 is Ann Dowd’s baffled “What?” when Toni Collette interrupts her seance in Hereditary. pic.twitter.com/znHS6kw1pw
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) January 7, 2019
...and finally this question really made me think because what is more important for joy (which we need more of) than loving ABBA?
Because I am nothing if not my brand...
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) January 11, 2019
If ABBA offered you a concert with 5 songs, which ones would you pick? pic.twitter.com/LbEETmA08z
For the record my answer was: