by Jorge Molina
The Globes are known for shaking things up a bit. As we could see last night, it’s not always necessarily for the best. However, the much looser environment of the show allows them to have more fun with presenters, and the gathering of both film and television stars usually leads to unexpected combinations of people and bursts of chemistry.
In our now annual tradition, here is the third annual ranking of the Golden Globe presenters:
32. Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco, and Jim Parsons – presented Best TV Actor Drama and Best TV Drama: right before the Big Bang Theory trio walked on stage, host Andy Samberg made a joke about how they were about to make a Les Moonves indictment. They did not look happy or comfortable; the joke threw them off. They wanted to get off stage as quickly as possible, and it showed.
31. Mike Myers - introduced Bohemian Rhapsody clip: Myers was just a reminder of how big of a presence Bohemian Rhapsody had at the Globes. His meta-role inside it bothered me a lot -- Nathaniel, too. Not necessarily his fault, but his association to the film tainted him.
30. Tyler Perry – introduced Vice clip: I know this is a me thing, but I’ve never been a Tyler Perry fan. And his association with Vice (the movie that looks like the Venn diagram of all things I’d never enjoy in a movie) didn’t help his case. Sorry, I guess?
29. Octavia Spencer – introduced Green Book clip: Poor Octavia. Somehow, the weight of Green Book’s “message” and “relevance” was on her shoulders for most of the night. She looked somewhat uncomfortable to be in the room for that film, both when she introduced the clip package, and onstage when the film won.
28. Sam Elliott – introduced A Star is Born clip: pretty straightforward. An actor from the film introduces it. Not much more to it, but always nice to hear that raspy, almost unintelligible voice.
27. Adam Driver and John David Washington – introduced BlackKklansman clip: same as above, it got the job done well and efficiently. But this time we got two handsome men in suits and that counts for something.
26. Gary Oldman – presented Best Drama Actress: Gary got to announce Glenn Close’s name which led to the best moment of the telecast. He didn’t do much else, but he gets points for that.
25. Saoirse Ronan – presented Best Actor Comedy or Musical: even though she's making her due as the former Best Actress in a Comedy to name the actor, it’s weird that they had Saoirse present by herself, especially when she's usually been paired with someone else, whether Greta or Margot Robbie. But I will never turn away the opportunity to hear her speak.
24. Justin Hartley, Chrissy Metz, and Sterling K. Brown – presented Best TV Actress Comedy and Best TV Comedy: these were also a very straightforward trio, stars of one of TV’s biggest show. Looming over them was the online rumor that Chrissy Metz had called Alison Brie a bitch while the mic was on. She was presenting her category. What I wouldn’t give to have seen Brie take the stage.
23. Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga – presented Best Actor TV Comedy: first presenters of the night, following a good opening monologue. I wasn’t expecting them to do a crazy bit, but I think they would have done something more with each other, since they’ve been sold as such a pair throughout the season. They both looked great and always nice to actually see them together.
22. Taron Edgerton and Amber Heard – presented Best Actor TV Limited Series: can’t remember what they said, or if they had any kind of witty banter between them. But wow they are both beautiful people and sometimes that’s enough. Good place to mention that TFE is actually very excited for Rocket Man ?!?
21. Chadwick Boseman, Lupita N’yongo, Danai Gurira and Michael B. Jordan – introduced Black Panther clip and presented Best Animated Feature: I think the more is the merrier when it comes to having members of a cast present their movie. And when they all look as amazing as these four did? Not a complaint. Also I got shivers when they said “Wakanda Forever” in unison.
20. Bill Murray – presented Best Comedy or Musical: he’s a legend, and he owns a stage the moment he walks up to it. He had a champagne glass with him. But he looked confused and annoyed? Was he already drunk? Will we ever find out?
19. Harrison Ford – presented Best Director: speaking of confused and annoyed. Harrison has built a reputation for being just that in award shows, but at least he’s self-aware about it and leans into it. He also started off with a charming remark about following Jeff Bridges.
18. Julianne Moore and Richard Gere – presented Best Actor Drama: these two could have walked out, not said anything, opened the envelope and showed it to the camera and I would have been satisfied.
17. Lucy Liu – introduced Crazy Rich Asians clip: It feels a bit icky that she was asked to introduce that movie (which she had no involvement with) almost certainly only because she’s a prominent Asian woman in Hollywood. They wouldn’t do that with white people. But we honestly don’t see enough Lucy Liu, and I’ll take any chance we can get.
16. Chris Pine – presented Jeff Bridges with Cecil B. DeMille award: If we're going to get a lengthy introduction to a tribute we might as well be staring into Chris Pine’s eyes.
15. Idris Elba and Taylor Swift – presented Best Score and Best Original Song: I am obsessed by the fact that they were introduced as “Idris Elba and her co-star from Cats.” That movie is going to be one wild ride, and this was just but the first taste of it.
14. Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy: we don’t get enough real life couples presenting an award, which you’d think it was an easy well to pull out from. Their delivery of “witty banter witty banter witty banter” before diving into the nominees was really charming.
13. Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain: this was a really wonderful-thought pair. Two bubbly, smart, beautiful actresses. Their banter wasn’t really that memorable, but it did make me wish to see them together onscreen.
12. Steve Carrell – introduced Carol Burnett award: Look, because of her influence and accomplishments, a woman should have presented Carol Burnett with her award. But if we have to have a man, Steve Carrell did a very commendable job. He was funny, and charming, and sincere, and he keeps pressing my daddy issue buttons.
11. Sam Rockwell and Allison Janney – presented Best Supporting Actress: is it a Globes tradition to pair the previous years’ supporting winners? Even if it isn’t, Rockwell and Janney have great chemistry together, and the physical disparity between the two made their banter even more entertaining. (Also, different topic, but I’m still dead over that Fosse teaser trailer…)
10. Kristen Bell and Megan Mullally – presented Best Actress TV Drama: I always appreciate when the presenters are able to take something that just happened in the show and go off-book with it. Kristen and Megan started off commenting on Regina King’s previous speech about hiring more female talent by asking for a job. This is also peak “perfect pairing you’d never thought of before…”
9. Nicole Kidman – presented Best Drama: Nicole showed up, walked on stage, and read from an envelope. No more and no less. But looking the way she did, that’s all she ever needs to do.
8. Emily Blunt and Dick Van Dyke – presented Mary Poppins Returns clip: Emily is pure human sunshine and Dick is a living legend. There was no going wrong with this pairing, exemplifying the freshness and nostalgia of the movie they were presenting perfectly. Dick also got one of the few standing ovations of the night.
7. Taraji P. Henson and Gina Rodriguez – presented Best TV Supporting Actor: file this under “pairings you never knew you desperately needed and now all you can think about are opportunities for the two of them to co-star in"
6. Emma Stone, Olivia Colman and Rachel Weisz – introduced The Favourite clip: Let these three host the Oscars. They have explosive chemistry (the main reason why The Favourite works as well as it does), are naturally funny, and have been doing one hell of a job exploiting all this in the award circuit. Rachel Weisz saying “tongue-lashing” is my ASMR.
5. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Antonio Banderas – presented Best Foreign Language Film: Foreign tends to be a category where award shows go really literal in who presents, usually people of, well, foreign nationalities or with thick accents. It’s a tired default, but we got a Zorro reunion and CZJ rolling her Rs announcing “Roma” so we shouldn't complain.
4. Halle Berry and Lena Waithe – presented Best Limited Series: whoever thought of pairing these two together should get all the raises in the world. They were literally radiating as they walked on stage, both looking fabulous and holding each other’s hand. Be still my heart.
3. Janelle Monae – introduced If Beale Street Could Talk clip: I genuinely second-guessed my sexuality when I saw Janelle Monae wearing that outfit and talk about the beauty of If Beale Street Could Talk. I get she was focusing on her music career, but how was Welcome to Marwen the only film vehicle she got this year?!
2. Ben Stiller and Jamie Lee Curtis – presented Best Actress in Limited Series: I’m not a huge fan of Stiller, but his banter with Jamie Lee (who looked amazing; we all need to eat more yogurt) was hilarious and charming. There’s nothing I enjoy more than a woman of a certain age being condescending towards a man.
1. Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph – presented Best Supporting Actor and Best Screenplay: How could it be anyone else but these two? SNL female alumns have consistently proven that they have the most fun presenting an award, making the most of the little time they get. Here Amy and Maya went into a great bit about the lines that supporting actors get to say, before spoofing on screen marriage proposals. This is how it’s done, people. Academy, take note.
Who were your favorite presenters of the night?
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