Tweetweek: Feat Old Deuteronomy (...and Burlesque ?)
Monday, December 23, 2019 at 10:43AM
NATHANIEL R in Actressexuality, Kelvin Harrison Jr, Sutton Foster, Timothée Chalamet, Twitter, cats

Some tweets curated for you over the past couple of weeks because they amused us...

Dern v JLo is this year’s Glenn v Gaga, in that Cho Yeo-Jeong will win and gays will all be sad but ultimately not mad.

— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) December 10, 2019

If only Joel, if only. 

AFTER THE JUMP How actors eat food in movies, how people become gay, how Timothée Chalamet was conceived, best of the decade, and more...

 

How actors in movies eat their food pic.twitter.com/hmp4fB3dzB

— Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪 (@JohnnyBerchtold) December 21, 2019

 

No one is born a gay; you simply hear Sutton Foster’s perfect straight-tone-into-spin-belt on the word “love” in Gimme Gimme and then it’s like they say, “hear the C, crave the D.”

— John Wascavage (@JohnWascavage) December 3, 2019

No way these aren't Timothee Chalamet's parents pic.twitter.com/EygnjElPfp

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 13, 2019

MTV CRIBS: Carol White pic.twitter.com/F8VzQqnsqY

— ❄️ kyle 中和 winturner ❄️ (@TyleKurner) December 14, 2019

I'm in love (x 2) -- Louis Garrel raving about PAIN AND GLORY and Timothee loving ATLANTICS https://t.co/5oPyeuC5kz

— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 19, 2019

 

Saturday Night Bong. pic.twitter.com/G0Gk0w7One

— edgarwright (@edgarwright) December 15, 2019

Megyn Kelly reacting to Bombshell on instagram pic.twitter.com/8yyih3HxJD

— Sasha Stone (@AwardsDaily) December 14, 2019

Rewatching THE AGE OF INNOCENCE on the big screen tonight reminded me that we talk too much about Daniel Day Lewis's acting and too little about his outrageously good looks. pic.twitter.com/73lqbREyMy

— Amir Soltani (@amiresque) December 13, 2019

This has been such a long year that I genuinely forgot Regina King won an Oscar in February.

— Devin Fuller (@DevFull) December 9, 2019

I admit I'm disheartened to see the reaction to MARRIAGE STORY -- a movie I admire because it seems empathetic to everyone -- so focused on "whose side is the movie on"/"whose side are you on"/"whose fault was it" questions. (I feel the same way about THE LAST FIVE YEARS.)

— Linda Holmes (@lindaholmes) December 9, 2019

We don’t talk enough as a society about the Barbara Rose sequence in Phantom Thread pic.twitter.com/CcVVlSOKr9

— Rob Plainview (@ClooneyDisciple) December 6, 2019

Kirsten Dunst’s character’s name in Mona Lisa Smile is ELIZABETH WARREN. pic.twitter.com/2STAcBEwLl

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) November 29, 2019

Drug commercials when the side effect includes death pic.twitter.com/DdihnCA5Ha

— Wezzzzz (@wezzzworld) December 12, 2019

REFLECTIONS ON A DECADE (2010-2019)

The thing about people who don’t think 20th Century Women is one of the best movies of the decade is they’re wrong

— Ray Lewis (@RayLewis1997) December 12, 2019

Crazy that Burlesque was released in 2010 and no film has been better since pic.twitter.com/mWNT22kcMX

— Sleighvid Opie 🎄 (@DavidOpie) December 13, 2019

Winona‘s first Winona‘s last
movie of the movie of the
decade decade pic.twitter.com/3bCQroZzEu

— best of winona ryder (@BESTOFWlNONA) December 8, 2019

Brie’s first Brie’s last
movie of the movie of the
decade decade pic.twitter.com/D7PbeeP40W

— best of brie larson (@briannepics) December 11, 2019

I nominate Ryan Gosling trying not to laugh his ass off on stage when his own movie lost the oscar to Moonlight as one of the best moments in this decade pic.twitter.com/xdnzTMF9RY

— ✨ (@wiiissssss) December 17, 2019

CATS MADNESS

The best thing Tom Hooper does with CATS is now Old Deuteronomy and Gus have definitely fucked and probably will again as soon as the credits roll.

— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) December 19, 2019

It is true that Taylor Swift paid me a substantial amount of money to say she's best in show in Cats. She was very concerned about the critical reception of her performance, and naturally came to me first for support. pic.twitter.com/X11pSJDBeE

— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) December 19, 2019

 

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— michael musto (@mikeymusto) December 18, 2019

The most surprising thing about CATS is that it’s a prequel to THE AERONAUTS.

— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) December 19, 2019

Actual cats after being asked about the scathing reviews for Cats the movie pic.twitter.com/HwpVp5kA8E

— Aya Brea (@urbestenemy) December 19, 2019

Cats: The Movie (2019) is my sleep paralysis demon. It sits upon my chest each night whispering "they CGIed out Jason Derulo's penis." I am powerless to stop it

— Cats: The Movie: The Musical: The Tweet (2019) (@TheVoidAndMore) December 19, 2019

Many people have tried to explain CATS to me over the years and now that I’ve seen the movie I think I actually understand less

— ben mekler (@benmekler) December 21, 2019

This is my favorite review of the movie Cats pic.twitter.com/ojQgr5mYtM

— Gaius Geranio (@Gfunk1138) December 19, 2019

 

ONE FINAL REVELATION

THIS IS AWESOME -- IS RISING ACTOR KELVIN HARRISON JR AN ACTRESSEXUAL LIKE ALL OF US?

The absolute taste Kelvin Harrison Jr. has. pic.twitter.com/LC7Cw4eApW

— Stephen Hladik (@stephen_hladik) December 13, 2019

 

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