curated for your distraction/amusement so you don't have to spend time on twitter...
I was today years old when I found out “MARISA TOMEI” is an anagram for “IT’S-A ME, MARIO” pic.twitter.com/4clxH1Jzl2
— tim leong (@timleong) February 16, 2022
More after the jump including a perfect Nicole Kidman FYC, Cyrano, Screenplay truths, Honorary Oscars, Barry Keoghan, and Laine Kazan's amazing pipes (we had no idea)...
The FULL Nicole Kidman AMC as has been reinstated before the movie, this is the best FYC campaign I’ve ever seen
— Ryan Aguirre (@aguirreryan) February 18, 2022
I worry that Amy Schumar will get to spoof the Nicole Kidman AMC ad, when it is Regina Hall who deserves that honor. pic.twitter.com/OBx6V10LbX
— Roge (they/them) (@myrogeniche) February 19, 2022
LOL -- Malcolm & Marie jokes in 2022.After this they went home and Tom Holland screamed about film critics at the top of his lungs for 4 hours pic.twitter.com/2MopYYcOtA
— MJ Smith (@MJSmith891) February 17, 2022
Best Performance by an Olivia Colman in a Motion Picture https://t.co/xfhk0mZoMz
— Rob (@robwillb) February 19, 2022
Just wanted to say that everything you see on social media actually is real and you should believe it. My life is perfect. Sorry if you are in pain but I’m not. Never have been never will be. Always looking good and being cool so that’s what I post. Feels good to be honest
— Dramatic Actress Sarah Ramos (@sarahramos) February 15, 2022
Just wanted to say that everything you see on social media actually is real and you should believe it. My life is perfect. Sorry if you are in pain but I’m not. Never have been never will be. Always looking good and being cool so that’s what I post. Feels good to be honest
— Dramatic Actress Sarah Ramos (@sarahramos) February 15, 2022
I liked Cyrano better when it was called Roxanne starring Steve Martin
— Jon Teegarden (@JonTeegs) February 15, 2022
no one:
— rocita (@roburnham) February 15, 2022
the wife that dies in the beginning of the movie:pic.twitter.com/LOFeI3Jypo
I’m excited for all the normies who are about to casually stumble upon TITANE on Hulu.
— kay (@videocoven) February 16, 2022
Oscar voters on this year's International category pic.twitter.com/Pgvak3w9va
— Dusty (@huskydusty) February 16, 2022
BOND who!? 😂😂😂☘️🇮🇪🐺 pic.twitter.com/AcGbbQ1KqL
— Barry Keoghan (@BarryKeoghan) February 16, 2022
Celebrities starring in crypto ads should have to disclose if they were paid in crypto or in real money.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 14, 2022
Once again, the Governors Awards are going to SAMUEL L. JACKSON, ELAINE MAY, and LIV ULLMANN and the telecast is going to spend time on this Twitter thing instead of those speeches
— Esther Zuckerman (@ezwrites) February 14, 2022
why the fuck did we stop putting gargoyles on buildings
— Noora (@Nooramorph) February 16, 2022
and wow wow wow. how is this not common knowledge?
I must be late to the game because I'm just finding out Lainie Kazan (the mom in My Big Fat Greek Wedding) was Barbra Streisand's understudy in Funny Girl and SOUNDED. LIKE. THIS. pic.twitter.com/07lfhZpodg
— Max Grossman (@GrossmanMax) February 16, 2022