Turn ons: 
Nick Dunne. Her own performative shadiness
Hobbies:
Treasure hunts, bread crumb clue-writing, Diary writing, list-making
Enablers:
Stupid neighbors. Desi. The Media. Trust fund.
Turn offs: 
Nick Dunne. "Amazing Amy" Missouri

Turn ons:
Himself. Looking cool. Being important. Sub woofers. "Darkness"
Hobbies:
Rescuing people. Talking about himself. Driving the Batmobile. Winning.
Enablers:
Wyldstyle. The Justice League. His reputation. 
Turn offs: 
Losing.

Turn ons: 
Performing. NYC. Showbiz
Hobbies:
Complaining. Quipping. Drinking. Anecdotes 
Enablers:
"I've got a certain amount of fame. I've got money. Wish I could drive. Then I'd really be a menace."
Turn offs: 
Pants. Diabetes. Forgetting lyrics.

"I am the Show. I'm going to be the Business, too."

Turn ons: 
"Super heavy funk." Hearing his name chanted.
Hobbies:
Sex. Dancing. Ladies.
Enablers:
His posse.
Turn offs: 
Jail. His momma. People who don't get his sound.

"I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."

Turn ons: 
Youth and Beauty. Gardening. 
Hobbies:
Parenting through imprisonment. Magical curses.
 Enablers:
The Baker and his wife.
Turn offs: 
Ugliness. Neighbors who mess around with her greens. Especially the beans.

Finalists: Cornelia (Luminata Gheorhiu) intimidates with class privilege in every room in Child's Pose; Birdman (Michael Keaton), the insatiable ego, in Birdman; Mike Shiner (Ed Norton) believes his own hype in Birdman

Semi Finalists: Anna Morales (Jessica Chastain) in A Most Violent Year; Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) in Lucy; Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) in Captain America: Winter Soldier

A Note: You'd think that Maleficient (Angelina Jolie) would rule over any such category but while she still walks and talks like a diva (thanks to Jolie) she's too declawed, victimized and softened to really be one. What were they thinking?

Finalists: "Black Widow" (Scarlett Johansson)...' yeah, I bet you look terrible in a bikini' ; "Amazing Amy" (Rosamund Pike) sexy in that praying mantis take your head off kind of way in Gone Girl -- 'baby I'm it' but Scarlett's already got that type covered in Under the Skin

Semi Finalists: "Noni & Kaz" are perfect specimens in Beyond the Lights but you have to distract points because the film makes you feel guilty for lusty feelings ;) | "Franck" (Pierre Deladonchamps) in Stranger by the Lake has no trouble with the cruising; Neither does "Isabelle" (Marine Vacth) in search of johns in Young & Beautiful: If only "Jonathan" (Michel Huisman) were in a lot more of Wild

Disclaimer: I know we're supposed to be in lust with Michel (Christophe Paou) in Strangers by the Lake but I find mustaches disturbing

Finalists: Sandra (Two Days One Night) puts others before herself but also learns to fight for herself despite depression. That's no small triumph; Professor Xavier (X-Men Days of Future Past) puts aside personal anguish for action

Semi Finalists: Cooper (Interstellar); Louis Zamperini (Unbroken); Curtis (Snowpiercer); Eggs (Boxtrolls); Alan Turing (The Imitation Game);

 Guilty of: Multiple assassinations, soiling bromantic memories, causing frequent unthinkably gnarly traffic jams, using your weapons against you, Not washing his hair
Accomplices: Amnesia. But mostly H.Y.D.R.A. (They're always to blame!) 
Sentence: On the loose. Cappy in hot pursuit 

Finalists: Lord Business (Will Ferrell and animators) in The LEGO Movie is an ingenious creation, and a nice dodge for a movie that couldn't be more of a business move; The Witch (Meryl Streep) and Amazing Amy (Rosamund Pike) in Into the Woods and Gone Girl if you'd like to classify them as such but are we sure we want to?

Semi Finalists:  Michel (Christophe Paou) in Stranger by the Lake; Xibalba in The Book of Life; John DuPont in Foxcatcher; 

Dishonorable Mention? Why are the villains of How To Train Your Dragon 2 and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes so racialized? Koba from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is scary and memorable and I probably would have nominated him but he's also a dark colored ape and the only one with  an African sounding name (the others get European or American sounding names like Caesar, Maurice, and Blue Eyes). And as far as I can tell the only non-Scottish dark skinned character in all of the Dragon 2 universe is Drago the villain? Uncomfortable! 

Both of those villains are memorable at least which can't really be said for the villains of Divergent, Maze Runner, Guardians of the Galaxy, X-Men or other blockbusters. Lame villains in mainstream hits are an epidemic! 

Finalists: Boyhood for its evocative nostalgia. Remember laying in the grass? The Grand Budapest Hotel, the tiered cake exterior to be precise; Inherent Vice for its vibrant series of painted character portraits; Child's Pose (red satured festival poster only -as usual America gets the dullest posters of foreign films)

Semi Finalists: The Babadook; Maleficent; Nightcrawler