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waterworks each weeknight at 11 pm
Be like Will Smith this week by practicing this I Robot morning routine: 8 easy steps.
1. Experience recurring dream in which you are rescued from drowning by a robot. This will be hard to do unless you're lucid dreaming, but if you're lucid dreaming take it there. Aren't lucid dreams trippy?
2. Wake up at 7:30 AM

3. Sit up in bed and massage your injuries. Will sometimes does this flesh rubbing with a loaded weapon but I would use something normal like your hand. Safer.
4. Play "Superstitious" by Stevie Wonder on your iTunes or last.fm as you...
5. Eat cold pie for breakfast*
three more steps after the jump