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9:00 Black Swan and 127 Hours and Kings Speech jokes. oh my. My television is a time machine. Or MTV is. Jason Sudeikis made a joke about the set being Lady Gaga's bedroom. But I think... no... this is more like how I imagine Spider-Man Turn off the Dark set to look like.
Eva Mendes has been Teem Edward the whole time.
9:12 They've already told four Team Jacob / Team Edward jokes? That's like one every 3 minutes.
"My heart says Jacob. But my weiner says Edward. My balls are indifferent."
I'm scared to ask but...
9:13 Best Male Performance goes to Robert Pattinson who doesn't even do a good job of acting "indifferently cool / bemused". Jesse Eisenberg could act that while acting 7 other emotions simultaneously with an undercurrent of self loathing. These awards are always stupid.
9:27 Three people we like at once on MTV. It's kind of a rare occurence!
Crazy Stupid Indifference To This Awards ShowSteve Carell made a joke about horny dolphins. Emma and Ryan are both so naturally funny that
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