Russell vs. Mansfield: A Guide to Recognizing Your Ja(y)nes
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 at 3:00PM abstew here. Dame Judi Dench returned to theaters this weekend with the Oscar-buzzing Philomena. (She gets Oscar buzz for nearly everything she's in. She even makes it happen with James Bond films!)
I had a teacher that used to say
Ask me my three favorite actresses and the answer is: Judi Dench, Judi Dench, Judi Dench.
And as great as Dame Judi is in the film, Steve Coogan (who also adapted the screenplay) is equally strong as the investigative reporter helping Philomena, Martin Sixsmith. The two play off each other well in a salty, sweet relationship.
There's a scene in the film which is bound to catch the attention of cinephiles...
They enter the convent where Philomena's son was taken from her ('The Sisters of No Mercy,' as Sixsmith snarkly calls it) to investigate what happened. On the wall in the waiting room is an autographed photo of actress Jane Russell. Coogan stares at the picture and when the Sister he's meeting with comes in, he asks, "What's Jayne Mansfield doing here?"
"I think you mean Jane Russell," the Sister corrects him.
They then have an exchange where Sixsmith tries to remember which one is which and ultimately remembers that Jayne Mansfield (not on the wall) is the one who got her head chopped off in a car accident. Which seems to be the only thing people seem to remember about poor Jayne.
But it all made me wonder: How well do you, TFE readers, know your Jane Russells from your Jayne Mansfields? Below are 10 factoids. Try to guess which fact is about Jane Russell and which is about Jayne Mansfield. After guessing, click on the read more at the bottom for the answers!
MANSFIELD or RUSSELL? TEN FACTOIDS
Try to guess which fact is about Russell and which is about Mansfield. After guessing, click on the 'read more' at the bottom for the answers!
1. Born in Bryn Mawr, PA with the name Vera Palmer.
2. Was a Playboy Centerfold in the early years of the magazine and appeared in every February issue of the magazine for 4 consecutive years
3. A censorship debate with the production code about the amount of cleavage displayed in the film delayed the release of her film debut 2 years after it was filmed. It didn't get a wide release until 5 years after it was filmed!
4. Won the Golden Globe for Most Promising Newcomer - Female
5. Known for her curvy figure, Bob Hope once joked, "Culture is the ability to describe <this actress> without moving your hands."
The look of disdain on Sophia Loren's face is priceless!
6. Starred in television commercials for the Playtex Cross Your Heart Bra and the 18 hour bra line "For us full-figured gals".
7. Both actresses were each married 3 times and mothers to multiple children, but she is the mother of the Emmy award nominated star of TV's Law and Order: SVU, Mariska Hargitay.
8. Formed a gospel singing quartet called The Hollywood Christian Group. Their song, "Do Lord" reached 27 on the Billboard charts.
9. Her signature color was pink. Her Beverly Hills mansion was painted the color and named "The Pink Palace". And long before Mary Kay representatives were doing it, she drove around in a pink Cadillac.
10. Has her feet and hands immortalized in cement in front of the famous Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
And now, a musical break before the answers. It'll be the gayest thing you'll see all day:
1. Jayne Mansfield! Jayne was her middle name and Mansfield was her married name after her first husband, Paul Mansfield. Jane Russell also went by her middle name: Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell.
2. Jayne Mansfield! She first appeared in the February 1955 issue and every February issue until 1958.
3. Jane Russell! The film was The Outlaw and the debate was featured in The Aviator. The film was shot in 1941, received limited release in 1943 and wide release in 1946. Howard Hughes made Jane Russell do publicity for the film for over 5 years!
4. Jayne Mansfield! She won in 1957 for Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? and she shared the award with Carroll Baker and Natalie Wood. (How the hell was Natalie Wood considered a Newcomer in 1957?)
5. Jane Russell! He also once introduced her as the two and only, Jane Russell.
6. Jane Russell! take a look here and here. Howard Hughes also designed a special underwire bra for her.
7. Jayne Mansfield! Mother and daughter's stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame are right next to each other.
8. Jane Russell!
9. Jayne Mansfield! She had originally wanted lavender as her color, but Kim Novak already had it.
10. Jane Russell! Along with her famous costar from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Marilyn Monroe!
How many did you get right? Which Ja(y)ne do you prefer? Sound off in the comments!
Reader Comments (13)
Jay Mansfield wins for the references to her in Pulp Fiction and Crash (David Cronenberg).
i am happy to report that i started the quiz thinking it was going to be difficult (not well versed in either career i thought to myself) and lo and behold, i scored 100% !!!
Jane Russell. I absolute adore her in Gentlemen. Just look at her routine with the rackets. Priceless!!!
She's the mother of the "Emmy award WINNING star of TV's Law and Order: SVU, Mariska Hargitay" , not just nominated.
100%! I'm going to celebrate by listening to the Gentlemen Prefer Blondes soundtrack for the rest of the day.
anne marie -- this sounds like an awesome way to celebrate. *cues up itunes*
Nine out of ten (I missed the Bob Hope reference). The first thing I think about when it comes to JM is the boobage; then Mariska (& Mickey) Hargitay, then the decapitating car accident and then The Girl Can't Help It.
Sophia Loren could throw some serious shade.
100% for me. Jane Russell is my favorite hands down. A wonderful comedienne, decent singer and dancer and what a knockout.
Jayne Mansfield had such an odd persona, She actually seemed like a kewpie doll come to life. Of course she was a competitor for Marilyn's crown but she had none of Monroe's emotional impact or pathos. I keep trying with Jayne, just watched the infamous Promises! Promises! last week, God it was awful!
Jayne Mansfield's entire existence is legitimized in Frank Tashlin's The Girl Can't Help It.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n3vyvEPgOw
10 out of 10. I know my trashy blondes and my busty brunettes.
Jane Russell was the kind of Hollywood hypocrite I have always detested. After having an abortion herself with botched results she then decided no woman should have the right to make such a decision with her own private physician. Ugly ugly woman.
And most precious of all is the quote from Marilyn herself. In 1953 she (Russell) tried to convert Marilyn Monroe during the filming of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes; Monroe later said "Jane tried to convert me (to religion) and I tried to introduce her to Freud".
Strangely, it's Mariska Hargitay's husband (Peter Hermann) playing Philomena's son in law, Pete!