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Thursday
Jan022014

Say What? Moses

Amuse us by adding a line of dialogue or a caption to this image of Christian Bale as Moses in Ridley Scott's Exodus coming soon in 11 months!

AND THE WINNER IS...

 

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Reader Comments (29)

Channing Tatum? Why is there a @#&$(#*$ statue of Channing Tatum on my set? Its distracting seeing that back there? Hes a nice guy, but if its not gone, I"m walking.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHenry

Didn't Darren say there would be an ark?

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commentereurocheese

Moses, I think you missed a commandment: No white after Labor Day.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterrob

Oh this Margiela cape? It was on sale at Barney's Canaan.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCris

Yeah... I know my hair looks very much 21st Century. But, what the hell, who's going to notice?

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMarcos

eat your heart out Heston!

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commentertom

Robin Mr. Ed, I've a feeling we're not in Gotham City anymore...

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBeau

Mr. Ed, I've a feeling we're not in Gotham City anymore...

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBeau

LET MY HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE GO!

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

"Quit trying to make CAPES happen"

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDavid

umm... is anybody gonna do anything about that fire? something's burnin'.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJones

Crap, they forgot the mustache!

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPB

Is it too late to go crawling back to David O. Russell?

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoey

Moses, preparing to lead his fellow hipsters to the Promised Land.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

Gee, Ridley, I know we fudge a lot of facts here in Hollywood, but you know not everything historical event in Egypt happened at the same time, right?

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCasey Fiore

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things. Because I'm not a hero, not like Batman. I killed those babies. That's what I can be.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAnonny

"Do I have to eat THAT to gain weight for my next role?"

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJames

Where is Nefretiri?????

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAndres F.

"Where's Alfred? I'm sweating and I need a lemonade!"

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEd

At least in this one I got a cool superpower.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

Because he's the Hebrew Israel deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterGregarius

I, Christian Bale, have commissioned these under-awarded actors to build a gigantic replica of my Oscar.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBenji

"Wait, it's seriously been three years since Katie Jarvis has been in ANYTHING? How!? Her debut film WON the BAFTA for Best British Film. Her co-star is one of the biggest actors in the world right now. (sigh) Back to filming this likely dud. Guy couldn't even make a Cormac McCarthy script compelling."

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

"Get that fucking camera out of my face!!"

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMDA

"This?!?! This is my Empire of the Sun?!?!?"

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

What are you doing coming on the set again.
Oh...oh! Good for fucking you.

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLavon Woods

"I had some other offers but how exciting is this, a big gritty retelling of Exodus by the director of Robin Hood... oh Jesus what am I doing?"

January 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermoe

"I wonder if it's too late to get Russell to trade places with me..."

or

"WAIT. You're telling me I don't have to lose or gain weight for this part? I QUIT."

January 3, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJay

Split this, Chuck.

January 3, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterbrookesboy
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