Tweets o' the Week: Theory of Wild Things in the Woods
Tuesday, December 9, 2014 at 10:40PM 
No, I'm not desperate for material. I'm really not. In fact I have more material than I know what to do with but I have to share everything before SAG & Globe predictions hit because afterwards it's all fish-wrap you know? Yes
Herewith tweets that amused edified or otherwise stuck out that I just feel like sharing before it's too late. xoxoxoxo
Useless last-second SAG predictions are next!
Best Random Tweets
a single mother is terrorized by an especially curvaceous demon in THE BABADONKADONK
— Sleighs on Film (@salesonfilm) December 6, 2014
As usual, it is amazingly easy to fascinate Barbara Walters.
— Andrew (@andrewadastra) December 9, 2014
I'll imma say is someone in LAFCA wrote as their Best Actor vote: "Tom H♡rdy"
— Amy Nicholson (@TheAmyNicholson) December 7, 2014
wait that's NOT how you spell his name? More after the jump
There are cute babies in movies and then there's Jude Swanberg in HAPPY CHRISTMAS, who's like Best Supporting Actor-level adorbs.
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) December 6, 2014
Imagine David Lynch and Reese Witherspoon's forced conversation as Laura Dern steps out to take a call.
— Jordan Veilleux (@veilleuxwho) December 9, 2014
People who say they don't like musicals because they don't understand why the characters are singing for no reason are the worst people.
— Sam Brooks (@sbrookbrooks) December 9, 2014
"Let my people go *home*!" – my dad seeing EXODUS, probably.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) December 4, 2014
Finally found the performance that almost rivals #MarionCotillard's in Two Days, One Night: #MarionCotillard in The Immigrant, that is. ;)
— Daniel Palinkas (@dinasztie13) December 4, 2014
"I've got shoes you've never seen." - Me after I've watched "My Best Friend's Wedding" and also just bought new shoes
— Joe Reid (@joereid) December 9, 2014
What do we want?! "Year End Lists!" When do we want them?! "Before the year ends!"
— Refresh Prince (@TimDuffy) December 8, 2014
The thing about #amostviolentyear is that the measured pace is an illusion. The plot is always moving, and EVERY SINGLE SCENE is good.
— Mick LaSalle (@MickLaSalle) December 8, 2014
Watching LOVE IS STRANGE. Thought Marisa Tomei was already my dream woman but now she's playing a neurotic novelist in big glasses soooooooo
— Dan Kois (@dankois) December 9, 2014
Nathaniel R & Friends
Toot toot
-My horn.
Theory of Everything deserves an Oscar just for not having the line "Maybe the theory of everything...is love."
— Michael Cusumano (@SeriousFilm) December 6, 2014
Almost “reported as inappropriate” because so much sweetness (there’s also a donut icmi in left corner) pic.twitter.com/pxjXcX3BFo
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 9, 2014
So even the Into the Woods ad during Peter Pan Live doesn't feature singing? Who's even in charge here?
— kateyrich (@kateyrich) December 5, 2014
Whiplash but his instrument is flute
— Amir Soltani (@Amiresque) December 9, 2014
When I die and can ask God any question I’ll be like “can you please explain the worship of Eastwood films to me? I don’t get it”
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 9, 2014
I did love all the satin bomber jackets that KStew wore in STILL ALICE. It's like her sartorial inspiration is Ryan Gosling in DRIVE.
— abstew (@_abstew) December 6, 2014
Boyhood's pulling down awards everywhere, yet Ethan Hawke—i.e., the best thing in it—has least to show. Simmons, Norton nabbing everything.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) December 7, 2014
More like, I'm Only 10 Minutes In and I Want to Set You on Fire, Philip.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) December 4, 2014
An honorary winner should hand out Best Picture. Imagine HARRY BELAFONTE handing the prize to @SelmaMovie @AVAETC #allthetears
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 4, 2014
Breaking: Hell closed for maintenance. Building new Critics Circle for those who think “Best” = “Oscar predix!” pic.twitter.com/BPSfCHRrIT
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 7, 2014
I am seeing a P!NK biopic in ScarJo’s future… and I am okay with this. pic.twitter.com/amojjklX9l
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 3, 2014
Reader Comments (4)
I HAVE HAD THIS THOUGHT A THOUSAND TIMES. Seriously, why don't the honorary winners present Best Picture?!
Into the Woods is scared to death anyone will figure out it is a musical. What is Disney thinking?
Mr. Veilleux! Can you even imagine? Maybe Lynch adores Legally Blonde and we don't know it.
Interstellar, or (The Theory of Everything is Love)