Thursday
Mar062014
Say What? Glenn & Meryl
Thursday, March 6, 2014 at 3:31PM Amuse us by eavesdropping on this conversation between Glenn Close and Meryl Streep this past Sunday. What were they saying? Tell us in the comments.
The winner, announced tomorrow, gets Glenn Close's Oscar*!
*that does not exist. there is no prize
Reader Comments (47)
Meryl: I said no to that role you wanted so badly.
Glenn (misty-eyed): Oh Meryl...
I know you have three Oscars Meryl to my none. You tell me every time we're in a public place! If these photographers weren't here my hands would be wringing your neck instead of on your shoulders!!
The winner announced to moore gets Glenn closes- oscar
Please explain I don't get it
Glenn: If life is fair you'll die before me.
Streep: Tell it to Viola.
Glenn: Remember House of The Spirits?
Meryl: Good times.
Meryl: I thought I'd try out some of my "Death Becomes Her" tricks again... your lips are sealed. You won't tell anyone right? ;)
Glenn: Look I'm a muppet!
Meryl: That's why you don't have an Oscar, Glenn.
Meryl: I still haven't seen Albert Nobbs...
Meryl: I'm bored
Glenn: Me too
"If we kissed right now, no one would be able to talk about anything else tomorrow."
Meryl: Work done? I've had no work done. You don't need work done when you have an Oscar (or three). However you darling.......I hear there is a wizard up on 63rd. Ask Weaver for his number.
Meryl: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
Glenn: You may have always won, but you never played fair!
Meryl: Who cares how I played? I won!
Meryl: Andrew L. Webber just called me, I´m gonna do the musical adaptation of Sunset Boulevard!
Glenn: Not only another Broadway adaptation, but the one I actually starred in the 90´s! let...me...hug...you... (her voice softs and her hands are now around Meryl´s throat...)
Meryl: "I was considering withdrawing my name for Into the Woods, The Homesman and The Giver. Maybe even for The Suffragette. What do you think?"
Glenn: *internally screaming yes*
Mark, that is explained at the bottom of the post. you have to read the whole thing.
Meryl: Keep your cool, Glenn, but Ryan Seacrest's approaching us.
Glenn: Whaddaf**?!
Did anyone see the Jimmy Kimmel video where Glenn was called the best actres?
Glenn: Sweetheart, you know you're not going to win tonight, right?
Meryl: Darling, you know you're not going to win EVER, right?
Glenn: I hate you.
Meryl: I feel indifferent towards towards you.
Glenn: Want to get dinner afterwards?
Meryl: Only if we get to talk shit about Harvey Weinstein.
Glenn: Of course!
Glenn: shouldn't we make The House of the Spirits part two? I smell Oscar!
Meryl: How was working with (lightning crackle ready voice) James Gunn?
Glenn: It was good. Connery play. Y'know, won for The Untouchables?
Meryl: Does that really happen to women?
Glenn: If they're six time nominees beforehand? Sure. Marvel Studios has the momentum for Top Ten Best Picture heat, and there's a first time for everything.
Glenn: So, you're supposed to win your 4 Oscar tonight?
Meryl: Pliz Glenn, no one is supposed to win 4 Oscars
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Glenn. I played Cruella de Vil
Meryl: I did Thatcher
Glenn: Yep... that.
Meryl: You know I use my most recent Oscar as a doorstop.
Glenn: (thinking) Bitch!
Meryl: I would have never nailed Alex Forrest
Glenn: Yep
Meryl: Did you get to do the manicam?
Glenn: So FUN!
Glenn: NOW, a warming?!?!
(That's a typo, but I kinda like it.)
"I swear, I swear, I'll leave some next year."
meryl: it's just fun to turn up when you have no chance of winning, isn't it?
glenn: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You know Meryl, you have no chance against Cate tonight. That'll make you a 15 time loser. How are the rest of us supposed to catch up to you?
Meryl: Thank goodness the song nominees are actual quality songs this year. First time in a long while, eh?
Glenn: . . .
Glenn: I'll trade you two Tony Awards for one oscar
Streep: Sorry, Audra McDonald offered four. Just until I get back to Broadway.
"You ARE in that chair, Glenn!"
Meryl: Cruella!
Glenn: Madeline!
Glenn: Six nominations, Meryl. SIX. I won't be ignored...
Meryl: That's all.
Meryl: What do you mean? You've never won an Oscar? Not even one?
Glenn: Violet should've been mine! It would've been my seventh loss!
Meryl: Should've, would've...
Meryl- we need to combine our powers before Jennifer and Sandra do it- then we will be unstoppable!
Glenn- Let's bring in Jessica Lange too!
Meryl: "Let them see you don't begrudge me having no Oscars, dear . . ."
M: I don't know why you've never won, Glenn. You're every inch as good as Reese Witherspoon in some of the things you've done.
Meryl: Darling, did you REALLY think you would win for Albert Nobbs?
Glenn: Umn.... yes?
Glenn: People think I'll never win....
Meryl: Hush, there's still Geraldine Page and Jessica Tandy. You only loose if you give up. Never, never NEVER give up! I know what I'm talking about.
Glenn: People think I'll never win...
Meryl: Go find Leo.
Meryl: I'm doing something later with those fine Hemsworth brothers. Want to get in on it?
Glenn: Mmmm hmmm.
Glenn: omg I REALLY need to go.
Meryl: hang on I have some Imodium.
Glenn: I was just interviewed if I am a better an actress than you, Meryl. I shouldn't have told lies.
Meryl: That's alright. 18 to 6 should've explained it all, no?
Both are saying we are godess of cinema who cares if we win or not
Remember Meryl I boiled a rabbit, I boiled a rabbit....
Meryl: no use fighting it Glenn, let me be your warmest color!
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