Thoughts I Had... While Looking at "Jane Got a Gun" Images
Monday, January 5, 2015 at 5:21PM You know how this goes. New images from the troubled production of Jane Got a Gun starring Natalie Portman. Thoughts as they occur to me. No editing.
• Bad Girls (1994)
• The Quick and the Dead (1995)
• The Ballad of Little Jo (1993)
• Why did I instantly doubt that Natalie Portman knew how to use that thing when this is The Professional (1994) we're talking about. She was deadly as early as 14!
• We've travelled back in time. And not because it's a period piece. Apologies. But it's a fact: western girls with guns was a thing briefly in the mid 90s
• Those look like big girl gloves for such a petit thing.
• OMG someone should remake Bad Girls but with less earnestness and more of a sense of humor
• This is a weird still to release. They both look tremendously bored. Free advice: Do not suggest boredom when trying to sell a movie.
• I also had to lighten this up and increase the saturation so you could even make out who they are... so I'm not sure what's going on the stills department (Mandy Walker - who shot Australia - is behind the camera)
• Ewan McGregor is in this so I personally feel ripped off that he's not in the stills
• I can't remember who was supposed to be in this but they've had trouble with shifting stars and replacing directors.
• I don't know who this is but I'm going to pretend that it's Joel Edgerton
• Bet you Joel would rather redo this scene without a stunt double than relive those Exodus reviews
You can see yet more images over at The Film Stage.
Reader Comments (4)
I don't know why but I want this to be good. Natalie deserves another Black Swan.
Eh, Natalie will be in Malick's next two films. She'll survive a flop.
The revolving male cast was absolutely hilarious though.
Edgerton replaces Fassbender. Jude Law replaces Edgerton. Law drops out, Bradley Cooper replaces Law. Cooper drops out, Ewan MacGregor replaces Cooper.
I heard that this was mainly just 'meh' rather than an outright disaster.
Oh, yeah, isn't this that Cold Mountain sequel where Portman's character goes Django on the soldiers who threatened her baby?
They're making movies out of Aerosmith songs now?