Sunday
Nov012015
208 Days Until... Cinema Ends.
Sunday, November 1, 2015 at 11:38AM 
We retitled the last one Eyesore in Wonderland since it was one of the ugliest and worst movies ever made. What shall we call this one?
Sunday, November 1, 2015 at 11:38AM
Reader Comments (17)
Alice Through Another 2 Hours
Can we just call it Nothing and pretend it doesn't exist instead?
alice thoroughly looks-like-ass
too much?
Spike Lee should have a crack at a live-action Disney adaptation of an animated feature. He should do Ursula (which will guarantee us a black one). Hopefully he won't settle for the Oscar winning yet mediocre Octavia Spencer. Mo'Nique and Latifah should have the right of first refusal. Ultimately it would be cool to see Oprah do it. She can't sing but they can always dub her with someone interesting esp when you consider the extensive makeup she would be under.
+1 for Adrian
I really feel the original is pretty roundly dismissed and hated and Johnny Depp's star power has basically crashed so I think we're looking at one of the big flops of 2016! Get excited everyone!
Alice, Through Contractual Obligation.
Alice, Throw the Poison Gas has a bit of a Mad Magazine ring to it, but you could also just steal a page from Godard and call it Tim Burton's Contempt.
One of the worst movies ever made? Not even close. Helena Bonham-Carter's performance alone takes it out of the worst-ever conversation.
Helena Bonham Carter is a BLATANT rip off of Miranda Richardson's Queenie in the Blackadder series.
Not again! The Salvador Dali watches are a nice touch- the movie will never be that imaginative
Ew.... no fucking thanks.
Adrian -- wonderful. good job.
Alice: Why do this again if Wasikowska still has the lead? (Seriously: I was half on board for "Alice in Wonderland: The Action Blockbuster Version" and still could be with the director (done, good) and at least Alice (not done, boo!) changed. As is, though? James Bobin is doomed.)
I still can't believe that piece of shit first one made over a billion dollars worldwide...unfathomable.
April Fools?
The posters for this are nice at least.
Alice Doesn't Live Here in Wonderland Anymore.