Beauty vs Beast: Who's The Poo
Monday, August 17, 2015 at 1:10PM Jason from MNPP here... wait, that's not much of an introduction. I should do better. Ahem. One, two, three -- I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare... I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore! ROLL CALL. It's "B-b-b-Beauty vs B-b-b-Beast" time and seeing as how tomorrow marks the 15th anniversary of the little cheerleading-movie-that-could called Bring It On I figured we'd slip into our team-colors and take sides on the greatest Cheer-Off of our times.
PREVIOUSLY Last week we celebrated the anniversary of Norma Shearer and with a wade into George Cukor's The Women -- Joan Crawford's trampy shopgirl pulled out in front early on, and while the lead narrowed with time it just wasn't Norma's time; Crawford dug her heel into 53% of the vote. Said Someone:
"To those of you not voting for Crystal, as she herself would say, "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel. So long, ladies!""
Reader Comments (5)
I love this movie. And it has so much more on its mind than meets the eye.
This is even more impossible than the Ice Storm goddesses! Flip. A. Coin.
That's easy... Compton motherfuckers!
Team Jesse Bradford brushing his teeth isn't an option?!
Seriously though, this is a tough one. Normally I'd side with anything Kirstin Dunst but I really found my self rooting for the clovers back in the day, not to mention Gabrielle Union made my adolescent self question the questioning of my sexuality... But ultimately I guess I have to go with the Toros.
I used to root for the Toros because I was judging respective to how they started out. Toros win Most Improved. But the Clovers brought it full force every time.