Beauty vs Beast: The Dog Days of Romance
Monday, June 20, 2016 at 4:00PM Jason from MNPP here at "Beauty vs Beast" o'clock, wishing everybody the happiest First Day of Summer possible... and if you're like me and you hate this season as much as I do then that includes a locked door, some drawn shades, and an air conditioner on full blast. Heat! Sweat! Sunshine! Blah! I want none of it. I have the opposite of what Mama Cass had in "California Dreamin'" - I dream of such a winter's day. (And that's why I live in NYC.) But you know what? There are only 93 days of Summer... it could be worse!
PREVIOUSLY Knowing full well that Finding Dory was about to flood the marketplace we went Pixar-themed last week too, asking y'all to pick sides in the Great Toy Battle of 1995 - Are you a Buzz or are you a Woody? Turns out that 75% of you are Woodies, who knew? Said BVR:
"I love that Pixar resisted the urge to endear Woody to us, instead playing up the mad, jealous, even scheming nature that springs from within as he sees his #1 status being gradually taken away. You would think this would make me vote for Buzz, who seems totally innocent, delusional and oblivious to Woody's schemes; but as funny as that quality is, I just love Woody for being so flawed and human."
Reader Comments (7)
You have terrible taste in seasons.
I'm with you Jason. Summer is THE. WORST. give me air conditioning or give me death. already longing for the fall on the very first day of summer.
and I'm 100% Tom in this particular battle. Anybody who can pull off a big song and dance number and NOT be the twee one, deserves all the winning.
Both are insufferable.
I hate this movie, but among the things I hate is the dripping misogyny Tom pours all over Summer. So, team Summer.
Team Tom! If only because of the inspired fanfic writers who paired him with Tom Hardy's character in Warrior.
Can anyone really be team Summer? Not this girl.
She was so mean to that sweet boy. Ack.