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It's that time of the week (the weekend!) when we groggily awaken and seek out bon mots rather than essays to amuse us. If you do the same these bite-sized morsels are just the ticket. In this week's roundup: Lea Michele, Nico Tortorella, Nicolas Winding Refn, Marvel's peak, Dory's acclaim, and more.
It's all after the jump...
// BLUE LAGOON // pic.twitter.com/UCMAnWQn4b
— Lea Michele (@msleamichele) June 22, 2016
For some reason I thought Lea Michele would be too young to know The Blue Lagoon but this made me smile so I force it upon you now. I wish she hadn't stuck with Glee so long. Imagine what her career could have been if she had branched out after Season 3 without "Rachel" so permanently affixed and pickled.
I just feel like life will be easier when Love & Friendship is on DVD & I can watch all of Sir James' (@newmanstings) scenes over & over
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) June 23, 2016
The apocalypse began when "article" became "think-piece."
— John Guerin (@john__guerin) June 20, 2016
Remember when "everyone is a critic" used to just be a thing people said?
— Conrad Zimmerman (@ConradZimmerman) June 19, 2016
It's hot enough out that I'm mad at anyone who isn't speaking in Tennessee Williams dialogue.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 19, 2016
Walking into an air-conditioned building after being outside for three minutes. pic.twitter.com/z90qDNi36i
— Chris Hanna (@Chris_Hanna) June 20, 2016
It's cute or whatever, but what explains such universal praise for FINDING DORY?
— rob plainview (@ClooneyDisciple) June 20, 2016
It feels like the direct-to-VHS Aladdin/Lion King sequels.
Who are these critics who get fabulously compensated for opinions they may have anyway? And why don't the studios want mine? Sad!
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) June 21, 2016
Nicolas Winding Refn at Starbucks: A Short Story
— C.J. (@cj_prin) June 22, 2016
Barista: One mocha frap for *looks at cup, sighs* "The Visionary Director of 'Drive'"
Best part about seeing THE NEON DEMON a 2nd time: The old woman walking out during the final scene yelling, "This movie is for SICK PEOPLE!"
— Charlie Nash (@ctnash91) June 22, 2016
#CoupleGoals pic.twitter.com/Rw67aTDnHB
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) June 18, 2016
Even in the background of shots, Danielle Brooks is a national treasure/the best thing to ever happen to Netflix. pic.twitter.com/mIW3bcLFa1
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) June 22, 2016
Marvel can make as many movies as they want but this is when they peaked; it will never get better pic.twitter.com/R6NZJBn6lA
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 20, 2016
We met @russellcrowe a few days ago! He was pretty quiet but so friendly! #joke pic.twitter.com/emtGqRuUhc
— Angela♪ (@miraicchi_) June 25, 2016
And in case you missed it Younger's main heartthrob Nico Tortorella (who plays Sutton Foster's on again off again boyfriend and is super good on the show as well as super good looking but the latter is obvious if you have eyeballs) has come out as "sexually fluid" which in ye olden times was called bisexuality but "fuck labels" is the new hip thing, unless your label of preference is "fluid" so I guess now we're at LGBTQIAF.
Anyway congrats for being you, Nico!
Reader Comments (8)
i would like to see nick be sexually fluid with his fellow fluid nyle dimarco until there are fluids. (sorry, you told me to make comments now and again...)
How would you feel if Lea Michele nabbed Elphaba? She's got to want it bad.
Well I am sexually solid at Nico.
Jessica Lange walks str8 past Lea and heads straight for the sea Geradline Page style.
The Refn' tweet was hilarious.
Michele as Elphaba would be a backlash risk for the studio, but so would almost anyone, right? And it's hard to name another age appropriate actress who we know could nail the vocals like she would. I feel like she's on a very, very short list for the part.
Mojo & Dave -- i'd love it. I always thought she had way more inside her than Rachel and whoever convinced her (probably her bank account and her management who get % of income) that she should stay with the series once her character graduated) did her no long term favors as an actor.
I doubt it will happen -- who is going to give her a big shot when she so signifies only one thing that people are "over" -- but if it did i bet it would resurrect / reinvent her career.
Craver -- lol. solids.
OMG, that CJ tweet is hilarious and I don't even know if it really has anything to do with Refn's personality.
Don't really care about Nico but I love that when he smiles his nose has a little heart on it.
And yes, Danielle Brooks is a national treasure and should definitely be an Emmy nominee.