31 flavors til Oscar nominations
Saturday, December 23, 2017 at 12:12PM by Nathaniel R
i tonya = pink bubblegum
I plan to eat my feelings all week long to close out 2017 and gain back every pound I lost in 2017. So on this 31st day before the Oscar nominations are announced, I'm thinking of 31 flavors (and then some) of ice cream. So let's reinterpret Baskin Robbins yumminess as this year's Oscar players...
guardians of the galaxy vol 2 = rainbow sherbet
mudbound = rocky road
richard jenkins = key lime pie
tiffany haddish = chocolate chip grapefruit
the post = vanilla newspaper shred
Those are too real flavors!
At least they're real "seasonal" offerings in our imaginary Oscar branded franchise ice cream shop. I'll leave any other flavor up to you in the comments. Who would you equate with Banana Nut Fudge, Black Walnut, Lemon Custard, Chocolate Chip, Orange Sherbet, Pralines n Cream and the like?
Oscars (17), yummy
Reader Comments (10)
Nathaniel- Where is your Post review?
The Greatest Showman = rocky road
Pretty obvious but Peaches and Cream for Call Me by Your Name.
All the Money in the World could be Replace-Mint Chocolate Chip.
Brevity: They could mark that the Spacey flavour was vanilla with well done steak chunks ice cream? And now, enjoy plain vanilla with Christopher Plummer.
Volvagia -- omg. lol. that sounds so disgusting so i guess its appropriate.
Leith -- A+
Brevity -- haha
Chris -- are you impugning my new fav guilty pleasure?
Jamie -- i am running late as per usual
Volvagia -- omg. lol. that sounds so disgusting so i guess its appropriate.
Leith -- A+
Brevity -- haha
Chris -- are you impugning my new fav guilty pleasure?
Jamie -- i am running late as per usual
Did Cuba submit in Foreign Language category? I still love Strawberry and Chocolate icecream because of that movie. I've been to Cuba once and I loved that Nestlé opened a plant there producing only three ice cream flavors, Strawberry, Chocolate and Strawberry/Chocolate.
God, I loved that movie.
Nat: Well, I was just trying to come up with an ice cream flavour that kind of evoked that horrible makeup job.
am I wrong for not being that into Margot Robbie? Shes kind of like the Australian Jennifer Lawrence to me. Talented, but wildly overrated.