Say What? Lara Croft 2.0

Amuse us! Add a caption or dialogue to this image set of Alicia Vikander on the set of Tomb Raider (2018)

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[Volvagia]

Picture 1: Well, at least the Sonic movie is going to be good, right?
(sees Fist Fight Red Band Trailer)
Picture 2: I gotta do pull-ups on this mast. Make...this...good! Make...this...good!

[Paul Outlaw]

"Michael? Michael! MICHAEL!!!!"

[MDA]

First picture: Is that AMPAS looking to take back what's theirs??
Second picture: hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide

[thefilmjunkie]

"'Everyone will want to do a video game adaptation after Assassin's Creed,' he said. 'TRUST ME BABE,' he said."

[therealmike]

Alicia thinking: "Following my Oscar win with a massive blockbuster, portraying a heroic female action hero who´s definitely not sexist was such a clever advise from my humble and selfless agent.......wait, who´s that?!

Angelina, Charlize and Halle screaming: "Run, girlfriend, run! ....now!!!"

[Adam A]

Has the check cashed yet? How many sequels are listed in my contract again?

[Chris James]

"If I can get people to believe I was supporting in The Danish Girl, I can do this stunt."

[markgordon]

Vikander was very good in this year's Light Between Oceans apart form that I am disinterested in her joining decades old franchise rubbish,people wonder why there's no good roles when this is what Hollywood offers our leading ladies but she took it on.

[TOM]

If she's great in this (like Theron/Mad Max), she can campaign in Supporting next year.

[therealmike]

Because that wing is without a doubt leading.

[Jija]

Looking sad in old costume is way easier than this sh!t.

[Volvagia]

TOM: This is a video game movie. I'm STILL optimistic that a good one has to happen EVENTUALLY, but, well, we're at 0-41. The next three definitively to bat are this (started filming, March 2018), Rampage (hasn't started filming, but dated for April 2018) and the Minecraft movie (hasn't started filming, dated for 2019). None sound like they're primed to break the curse. And the Sonic movie is (sigh), not looking good either. Which...the hell?

Tomb Raider Director: Roar Uthaug
Tomb Raider Writers: 6, including Red Flag Evan Daugherty
Rampage Director: Red Flag Brad Peyton
Rampage Writers: Red Flags Ryan Condal and Carlton Cuse
Minecraft Directors: Red Flag Shawn Levy and Rob McElhenny
Minecraft Writer: Red Flag Jason Fuchs
Prospective Sonic Movie: Probable Red Flags Evan Susser and Van Robichaux (that Fist Fight Red Band!) as Writers. Blur Studios' as the studio. Biggest red flag: The current plan is a live-action CG hybrid. This is in spite of the fact that there's very few human characters of major note (the only two I can think of are Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik and, as a slight stretch, the GUN Commander, with every other major recurring character being decidedly...non-human, whether that means talking animal or robot) in the entire franchise. Did Sony learn NOTHING from the public reaction to those Smurfs movies?

[Matt St.Clair]

"I...will fight...the Supporting..Actress...curse!"

[James T]

"The things I have to do to keep my production company running..."

[Brevity]

Something something Michael Fassbender something something preparation something something long pole.