would you rather...?

It's time to play our new favorite fantasizing rather than dealing with awful reality game. So where and with whom would you like to be doing what right about now. Would you rather...

...hug a tree with Goldie Hawn?
...decorate Milla Jovovich's face with jelly stickers?
... float in the sea with Nico Tortorella?
... see Hamilton with Ashton Sanders?
... go vegetable shopping with Kristin Scott Thomas?
...hit the stables with Naomie Harris?
... "go heavy" with Orlando Bloom?
... do a shot with Leonardo Nam and Ptolemy Slocum as Westworld season 2 begins filming?
...F@*# Up some homophobes with Haaz Sleiman?

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.

I had to, I just had to! 🌳❤️

A post shared by Goldie Hawn (@officialgoldiehawn) on Aug 29, 2017 at 1:33pm PDT

Don't ever let them tell you motherhood ain't glamorous!😂 Today my 2 year old decided to use my face as a canvas for jelly stickers! #momlife #ladiary

A post shared by Milla Jovovich (@millajovovich) on Aug 22, 2017 at 5:53pm PDT

sea.at.elle. @johnnyfreebyrd

A post shared by nicotortorella (@nicotortorella) on Aug 19, 2017 at 2:45pm PDT

Damn. reinspired.

A post shared by Ashton Durrand Sanders (@ashtondsanders) on Aug 24, 2017 at 1:50am PDT

Radishes in my handbag. #definitetrend #pink

A post shared by Kristin Scott Thomas (@kristinscottthomas) on Aug 26, 2017 at 2:24pm PDT

#Horseriding Sunday!!

A post shared by Naomie Harris (@naomieharris) on Aug 20, 2017 at 9:12am PDT

weights the size of my dog...don't be fooled, it's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog...I broke my back when I was 20 years old and for 4 days I was told I may never walk again...grateful everyday that I can break a sweat 🙌🏻🙏🏻👊🏻

A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) on Aug 19, 2017 at 11:42am PDT

Guess what....? Another adventure begins with @ptol 🍾 #herewego #cheers 🤖

A post shared by Leonardo Nam (@leonardo_nam) on Aug 28, 2017 at 11:12am PDT

😈 💪🏽🌈💪🏽🌈

A post shared by Haaz Sleiman (@haazsleiman) on Aug 22, 2017 at 2:20pm PDT

Regarding that last post. A lot of the media has been reporting that Haaz Sleiman "came out" with this post but if you follow his instagram he hasn't exactly been "in" given posting that there've been a ton of hot selfies, excessive Madonna quoting (yay!), Kidman worship (no really), gay kissing and more prior to this message for months. Including this gem...

C O N S I D E R 

Rocking this t-shirt on the streets of Beirut. 😱🌈💪🏽

A post shared by Haaz Sleiman (@haazsleiman) on Aug 13, 2017 at 3:36am PDT

Comments

[Matt]

Can't pretend I knew of him before this post - but onya Haaz Sleiman!

[joel6]

Though it's hardly the most complimentary angle shopping with KST would be my choice.

[Nathaniel R]

Matt - he used to be on Nurse Jackie and his biggest film was The Visitor with Oscar-nominated Richard Jenkins

[Mareko]

I didn't know who Haaz Sleiman is either, but gotta love his sense of humor/self when he "comes out" and doesn't stop there: "Not only am I gay, but I’m also a bottom. Not only am I a bottom, but I’m also a total bottom, which means I like it up you know where." OK, not exactly relevant but damn funny. LOL

[MrW]

To the people say they don't know Haaz Sleiman: Guys, watch 'The Visitor'. Like - now.

Seriously.

[Brad]

I love Haaz Sleiman! I've been a fan of his since The Visitor and I was very sad when he exited Nurse Jackie.

My only disappointment is that he's a TOTAL bottom. I guess I'll just admire from the side.

[markgordonuk]

It looks cold on the market KST.

[thevoid99]

Go vegetable shopping w/ Kristin Scott Thomas and talk about her time working with Prince and Scar-Jo 3:16.

[Ryan T.]

Thanks for posting about Haaz Sleiman. I was also very confused why people were just saying he came out recently as I remember a bunch of articles when he came out years ago.

[Manuel]

Oh! I didnt know that KST was on instagram! Gonna follow her in 3, 2, 1........

[forever1267]

I want to go hug trees with Goldie, since that will be an "in" to discuss whatever the hell she was talking about in that bizarre memoir of hers.

[thefilmjunkie]

Good for Haaz Sleiman! I knew he was on Nurse Jackie, but never watched the show. He was great in The Visitor, though.

[nomadic]

Will happily go vege shopping with KST and carry her bag. (y)