would you rather...?

a silly game in which we fantasize about hanging with celebrities. So would you rather?

...fiddle around with Kate Beckinsale's gusset?
...hot tub it with Tom Holland and his BFF?
... dive into the Red Sea with Tom Cullen?
...drop dead on Fire Island with Matthew Wilkas?
...rock climb with Jesse Bradford?
...reminiscing about that play you were in in college with Garret Dillahunt?
...get a facial with Madonna?
...go see Hamlet with Laura Dern?

photos after the jump to help you decide. Do tell us which you'd choose!

I'm so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day @italogregorio @chase_aston #beyondthecallofduty #theonlylivingboyinnewyorkmovie

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Aug 7, 2017 at 9:00pm PDT

Who needs a gym when you have a hot tub #restday @hazosterfield

A post shared by ✌️ (@tomholland2013) on Aug 7, 2017 at 10:46pm PDT

Diving into Monday liiiiiiiike #onlywayisdown 📸: @tatianamaslany

A post shared by Tom Cullen (@tom_cullen) on Aug 7, 2017 at 8:28am PDT

Came to Fire Island for the weekend and I'm already dead. Literally dead. Gus is posting this.

A post shared by Matthew Wilkas (@mwilkas) on Aug 4, 2017 at 5:49pm PDT

💀

A post shared by @jessebradford on Aug 3, 2017 at 7:38am PDT

Grad school, NYU. #TisPityShesAWhore. I'm Giovanni, and that's supposed to be my sister's heart. Yes...her huge, stomach-like heart.. I'm covered in soap-based stage blood, and after the indulgent (but excellent, we thought) sword fight that was about to take place, I'd be covered in pink, frothy bubbles.

A post shared by Garret Dillahunt (@garretdillahunt) on Aug 7, 2017 at 9:17am PDT

Gang-Gang working that MDNA Chrome Clay Mask! 🤡 With a Butter knife.😂 we Ain't fancy! But this Mask is 🔥!! Coming to America Soon!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸@mdnaskin @pfrankmdskinsalon @tarinskillets

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Aug 4, 2017 at 4:53am PDT

Masterpiece. So amazed by my buddy!

A post shared by @lauradern on Aug 7, 2017 at 1:47pm PDT

Comments

[Joe (UK)]

I suppose I could sacrifice an afternoon ...hot tub it with Tom Holland and his BFF!!!

[Ben]

As a straight man, this is an easy choice

[cal roth]

Laura Dern should be hors-concours. She will always gonna win!

[catbaskets]

Spend the day swimming in the Red Sea. Clean up for an evening at Hamlet with Dern. Unwind with Tom in the hot tub.

[Mareko]

Duh, go see Hamlet with Laura Dern *and* Oscar Isaac.

[Ryan T.]

catbaskets has the right idea here. Though instead of swimming the Red Sea, I'd rock climb with Jesse before Hamlet with Dern/hot tub with Holland.

[Brad]

I would do ANYTHING with Laura Dern. I'd even watch a Christopher Nolan movie if she asked.

[James from Ames]

Tom Cullen. (Though I'm assuming Tatiana Maslaney took that photo.)

[Sean D]

Ah yes, Harrison, Tom's "BFF." Looking forward to their wedding photos.

[Jaragon]

Hang out with Jesse Bradford who should make more movies...

[thevoid99]

Go see Hamlet w/ Laura Dern & Oscar Isaac and then hang out w/ Tom Holland in his hot tub. I'm so gay for him.

[Glenn Dunks]

Definitely go see Hamlet with Laura, followed by a relaxing hot tub with Tom, naturally.

That Matt Wilkas photo annoys the shit outta me. If somebody demanded we all move just so they could take an Instagram photo, I'd be like "this isn't the New York subway and it is not showtime, folks." Ugh. I would hate to be friends with somebody who constantly asks you to take pictures of them.

[Unsavory]

I'd prefer to climb on Jesse Bradford's rock.

Alternately, to dive into Tom Cullen.

[Matt]

I'd hot tub it with Tom Holland.

[Raul]

Man, this was a hard one. So many good choices. I've had a crush on Jesse Bradford since "King of the Hill," so I'll choose him, but Tom Cullen is another crush. Ugh!

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