Tweetweek: Eye Moisture, Sitcom Troubles, Cat Content

Before we begin a shout out to Katya who is back with us after taking care of her mental health first. As one should. Blessed be.

Pro-tip: put down your cell phone and gyrate in front of the mirror for a minimum of 25 mins each day

— Katya (@katya_zamo) March 28, 2018

 After the jump tweets on Rent the musical (just because), Love Simon, Roseanne, political confusions, and more... 

Another unrealistic thing about Rent is that it posits two whole people could actually fall in love with a performance artist.

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) March 28, 2018

I believe it was from being a feckless liberal. pic.twitter.com/RWxXlIpgDN

— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) March 30, 2018

There are more articles about Isle of Dogs being accused by critics of cultural insensitivity then there are actual articles by critics accusing Isle of Dogs' of cultural insensitivity

— Emily Yoshida (@emilyyoshida) March 28, 2018

This isle of dogs advertisement says that it’s starring lots of good boys and I’m crying pic.twitter.com/Fz11xs3ikl

— marz kanata (@marzmathews) March 30, 2018

SIGOURNEY WEAVER JOKES

You spelled Sigourney Weaver all the way wrong.

— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) March 29, 2018

I'm worried about Sigourney Weaver pic.twitter.com/kfO89t7AoT

— Simon Feilder (@simonfeilder) March 28, 2018

BACK TO MISCELLANIA

Gonna go on record here and predict that LOVE, SIMON will become a musical in the next decade.

— Love, Clayton (@schmvngpctrs) March 22, 2018

Gay culture is saying we need more visibility in media and then not going to see Call Me By Your Name or Love, Simon pic.twitter.com/ztzmJWz6zW

— LeAVE bRiTNEY aLoNE gUY (@ChrisCrocker) March 28, 2018

Nothing but respect for MY angel in America. pic.twitter.com/RQiOKYNpAs

— Ryan McPhee (@rdmcphee) March 22, 2018

I wish a company made a toaster that yelled "I LOVE BREAD!" when you put the bread in and "YOU LOVE TOAST!" when the toast popped out.

— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) March 21, 2018

WHY IS I HAVE A EYE MOISTURE? #MarchForOurLives pic.twitter.com/ifessp6slB

— Joss Whedon (@joss) March 25, 2018

A new children's movie, just in time for Passover. pic.twitter.com/efwxpdrYdk

— Larry Dachslager (@LarryDachslager) March 23, 2018

A simple test to see if you're even remotely attracted to men. pic.twitter.com/RqfvIQrCn4

— Magdalene Visaggio @AwesomeCon N17 (@MagsVisaggs) March 26, 2018

1968: if only computers existed
1978: if only more people had computers
1988: if only the computers were all connected
1998: if only the computers could fit in a pocket
2008: if only everyone talked to each other using their pocket computer all the time
2018: oh

— Computer Facts (@computerfact) March 21, 2018

Well, not as a matter of LAW, I guess. pic.twitter.com/310YuTblZi

— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) March 27, 2018

Good to see them back on their feet after the music factory shut down. pic.twitter.com/IAy6iv2AOh

— Steve Greene (@stevebruin) March 27, 2018

CAT CONTENT

Reading an interview with Jonathan Demme where he talks about having studied to be a vet and refers to the animals he worked with as "doggies and kitties."

— Bill Chambers (@flmfrkcentral) March 30, 2018

Meow pic.twitter.com/prTRclCDit

— Katya (@katya_zamo) March 26, 2018

Cat content. pic.twitter.com/LOi0zIDMcG

— Bill Chambers (@flmfrkcentral) March 28, 2018

THE CONUNDRUM OF ROSEANNE...

Everyone who protested Roseanne should be kicking themselves.The show is as liberal as it ever was, Darlene even has a non binary son who wears skirts to school. It's literally a commentary about American families trying to work through their political and moral differences.

— Chad O'Connell (@ChadOConnellArt) March 28, 2018

I will always admire the old #Roseanne Barr, but the Roseanne that supports a bigot, homophobe, sexist pig, along with her anti Muslim tirade, that’s a woman I’ve lost respect for. The new Roseanne Barr is trash and it pains me to be so harsh because she was my feminist icon.

— Quiana Fulton (@thequianafulton) March 29, 2018

Fascinating that these two completely agree with each other on everything about Roseanne except which side it's propaganda for pic.twitter.com/QC2lEK9yXv

— Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) March 30, 2018

Right-wing pundits should absolutely put all their eggs in Roseanne's basket. That is for sure a smart thing that they should all do.

— Joe Reid (@joereid) March 28, 2018