Tweets in the Hand

A+ shade here for the ever problematic Roseanne, who was recently mouthing off about the White House Press Correspondence Dinner...

And another tweet that is so true that I'm shook to my soft flabby core.

VERY excited to announce that the role of my summer body will be played by my winter body !!!!!

— Tim Federle (@TimFederle) May 2, 2018

Ha ha. After the jump a short tweet roundup featuring Cher, Winona Ryder, superhero joking, and Ariana Grande's amazing celebrity impersonation. 

ZOMG you guys, Cher's basically starring in a remake of AQUARIUS. pic.twitter.com/mdXYq54yHO

— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) May 2, 2018

Please enjoy this photo I found of Liz Phair hanging out with Winona Ryder and Rosanna Arquette in 1993 pic.twitter.com/aT2W4HMOkn

— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) May 3, 2018

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

— endless screaming ⚧ (@infinite_scream) May 5, 2018

The X-men while the Avengers were fighting Thanos pic.twitter.com/ydbnixh4PZ

— Thanos Stan (@FendiVersace) May 1, 2018

mood: pic.twitter.com/vWBvwe5vxg

— i am iron man (@brokenstony) April 30, 2018

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

— endless screaming ⚧ (@infinite_scream) May 5, 2018

I can't stop thinking about Ariana Grande's Jennifer Coolidge impression. It's so good. @ArianaGrande @JenCoolidge pic.twitter.com/UQcMBMN6hP

— Frank Costa 💧 (@feistyfrank) May 2, 2018

You: It's Greatest Actor of All Time Daniel Day Lewis turns 61
Real cinephiles: Legend Michelle Pfeiffer turns 60 & looks fabulous as ever pic.twitter.com/95rjfe8vru

— Love, Kyle (@kbaileyjava2) April 29, 2018

FINALLY...

These violent delights have violent ends. pic.twitter.com/yCPPHURRqz

— Steven Miller (@pizzablasted) April 23, 2018

WOULD WATCH. WOULD BUY DIGITAL COPY OF EACH AND EVERY SEASON.

You? 

And a silly game to end with "Tag Yourself"

Tag yourself.

i am Matt Bomer's tentative right hand... pic.twitter.com/Gv18hUTv4x

— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) May 4, 2018

Comments

[/3rtful]

Nicholson is the only three-time acting Oscar winner to have two of his wins directed by the same director. Wiest can join him since Allen isn't likely to use her again though I believe she's standing behind him along with Keaton.

[Paranoid Android]

Oh Winona. Seriously that tweet brought me back to 7th grade.

Let’s see if I can name all the Wiests:

- DA Nora from Law & Order
- Norma from Bullets Over Broadway
- Edward Scissorhands
- Is this Parenthood?
- Beekeeper Wiest looks familiar but can’t place it

[Cash]

I think beekeeper Wiest is from Practical Magic. Still can't place the fourth.

[MrW]

@ 3rtful: As we're throwing Nicholson-themed Oscar trivia around: Nicholson is also the only three-time acting Oscar winner whose co-star won Best Actress for the same film on all his Oscar wins.

[Tyler]

I almost died after reading that Roseanne shade. Laurie Metcalf is Queen.

[thevoid99]

Laurie Metcalf is the better actress. Oh, and I like Ariana Grande's impressions. She's awesome.

[JJM]

I LOVE that photo of Liz Phair, Winona Ryder, and Rosanne Arquette.

[jakey]

Jennifer Coolidge re-tweeted that post about Ariana Grande's impression and it warmed my gay heart.

[mikenewq]

Have ya'll seen Ariana's Jennifer Lawrence impression from SNL? ALSO SPOT ON

[DJDeeJay]

Huh. I'm not a comedian, but I'm pretty sure that's actually NOT the first rule of comedy. Plenty of comedians have done that successfully. God she is just so bizarre.

That X-Men tweet is hilarious. I'm impressed they all danced so close together without scratching each other. I just wish there was clearer footage of that sexy (I think?) Wolverine.

I am Jim Parson's awkwardly styled ascot thingy.