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Saturday
Mar212020

Beauty Break: Ram's horns for our Aries readers

The Zodiac calendar begins today so for all of you Aries out there we salute you. Some notable Aries celebrities: Keira Knightley, Reese Witherspoon, Lady Gaga, Elton John, Jessica Chastain, David Oyelowo, and Ewan McGregor. So... pretty good company. 

After the jump a beauty break of ram's horns in the movies. Rank them in terms of who makes you horniest? 

Princess Ardala (Pam Hensley) in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)Remember Buck Rogers? Why is nothing campy from the 70s or earlier streaming anywhere? 

Daniel Radcliffe in Horns (2013)

Has anyone actually ever seen this movie... or just looked at its many promotional stills?

Philoctetes (Danny DeVito) in Hercules (1997)

If a sense of humor is important to you. 


Mr Agreus (David Gyasi) in "Carnival Row"Mr Agreus is master here.

Pan's Labyrinth (2006)Status symbol. He's an Oscar winner (of sorts). Plus very hypnotic scarring.


The Enchanter (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)There are some who call him... Tim. 

Black Phillip in The VVitch (2015)Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? 

Aughra in The Dark Crystal (1982)She can rock your (view of) the world in her planetarium.

 

Go ahead, rank 'em! Who do you lock horns with?

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Reader Comments (9)

Angelina Jolie’s powerful Maleficent, former Queen of the Moors, is noticeably absent here.

March 21, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterJames

these aren’t the horns you’re i’m looking for...

March 21, 2020 | Unregistered Commenterpar

This is the craziest post in ages and I love it. I would vote for Tim Curry in Legend.

March 21, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

I'm going to put BUCK ROGERS in first place because I forgot it even existed but am delighted to be reminded of it.

March 21, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterDan Humphrey

Buck Rogers: Watch it as an adult and realize how insanely sexist it is.

March 22, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterCash

Great list. Black Philip for the win! Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?

March 22, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterBen

Fun post! I had a big crush on Princess Ardala when I was a tot, so, her. I actually quite liked Horns, but yeah it seems maybe fewer than 100 people saw that.

March 22, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterScottC

Princess Ardala was one sexy sci-fi woman

March 22, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon

@Cash. I'd rather not. I don't want my teen memories to be ruined. That was a pretty sexist era for all film and TV, yes?

March 23, 2020 | Unregistered CommenterDan Humphrey
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