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Thursday
Oct142021

Would you rather?

Would you rather?


• Befriend lizards with Thandiwe Newton?
• Play "Clue" with Margo Martindale?
• Flip for Simu Liu?
• Adjust Jake's wardrobe with Costume Designer Daniel Orlandi?
• Visit Paris with Gemma Chan?
• Play "Who Am I?" with Madonna?
• Apply Daniel K Isaac's nipple guards before the marathon?
• Sail the open ocean with Jake Gyllenhaal?
• Pick pumpkins with Meg Ryan?
• Spot Dax Shepard while he's changing a tire?
• or Enjoy a care package with Teyonnah Parris?

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.

My kid came across this cute blue bottom lizard (I love lizards) on the sand. We picked it up to find a safe spot for it - it wound up spending a full hour on my chest!

colonel mustard, in the library, with the rope. #clue #familyweekend #games


For some reason this did not make the movie 🤔

At work It takes a village! Always adjusting @theguiltynetflixfilm #jakegyllenhaal 


 

Bonjour Paris!

Last Night We played Games………,…..♟♠️♥️🕹♦️♣️🃏

THIS NIPPLE GUARD SELFIE IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION ➡️➡️➡️ Please read about why I am running the NYC Marathon and who I am running for! 🙏🏽

 

Out on the open ocean this weekend. Learned almost everything I know about boating from filming the #PradaLunaRossaOcean fragrance campaign film, directed by @JohanRenck. The rest I learned from watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

Was gorgeous out here today! #MegRyanFall

 

BroCode #106: ALWAYS spot your Bro when he’s already frustrated wrangling a heavy wheel and tire. It’ll help him feel empowered and independent.

 @ej_rani knew I was missing home and sent a bomb azz care package all the way to London for me!! 🖤🖤🖤 I love you

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Reader Comments (10)

Start the day with Teyonnah Paris- the world is just starting to realize what a treasure she is. Let it be known that I saw it early!

Next explore actual Paris with Gemma.

Afternoon gymnastics with Simu. I was quite good as a child- no where near his level- but I would like to go back to it.

End the day by bringing Simu, Gemma, and Teyonnah to Margo's for Clue. It's my favorite game so can't resist. I would bypass even Gyllenhaal for a chance to get all 4 of those people in a room playing Clue with me.

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterTomG

Sorry to the hot guys, but my first pick is gallivanting Paris with Gemma Chan and then my second pick would be playing a board game with Margo Martindale.

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterRyan T.

The only problem with traipsing about Paris with Gemma Chan is I'd look like SUCH A DUMPY FRUMP next to her. (Of course that would be true even if she were in sweats and sneakers.)

But maybe she could give me style pointers?

And I would totally play Clue with Margo Martindale.

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterLynn Lee

I would love to play cue with Margo Martindale, go to Paris with Gemma Chan (and ask her about being in 2 different MCU films), and befriends lizards with Thandiwe Newton.

Aw, they should've kept that bit from Shang-Chi.

October 14, 2021 | Registered Commenterthevoid99

I love Clue, but I'd also love to introduce Margo to much more fun board games!

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterMJC

I have to go pumpkin picking with Meg Ryan. Maybe I could use my silver tongue to convince her to make one more great movie. One can dream.

Also, 99.9% of the planet looks like a dumpy frump next to Gemma Chan.

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterCash

I am a huge, huge fan of board games (I have many at home) and my pick is Margo Martindale because I love her and no one else in my family likes to play the Clue game.

@MJC I would like to you introduce me the board games you have to offer, and is not an euphemism.

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterCésar Gaytán

My answer will always be Jake Gyllenhaal.

October 14, 2021 | Registered CommenterHowdareU

Daniel Isaac for me, and he can have the pizza as well.

October 15, 2021 | Registered CommenterRaul

I just don't think it would ultimately be that satisfying to apply the nipple guards. It would be over before I could get excited and I'd end up frustrated. I do now want to look for pictures of him without the nipple guards. Also, is it too much to ask for his character to come back on THE OTHER TWO? Give a girl a break.

I'll do the game with Margo.

October 16, 2021 | Registered CommenterDan H
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