Tweetweek: Madonna Bootcamp at Wayne Manor
Monday, March 7, 2022 at 8:00AM This is actually a great question.
People keep listing Robert Pattinson's acting credentials to show he’s more than Twilight, but what I wanna know is when did we as a society decide playing a vampire was silly and playing Batman was prestige
— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) March 5, 2022
More curated tweets involving The Godfather, The Power of the Dog, the genius of Laurie Metcalf, the upcoming Madonna biopic, and of course The Batman are after the jump...
just saw The Godfather referred to as a cult classic and I think I need to lie down.
— Will Ross (@SadHillWill) March 3, 2022
film literacy is truly dead. Let's move on to more lighthearted things...
a Hell’s Kitchen gay bar named Bronco Henry, when
— John Oursler (@JMOursler) March 4, 2022
The Power of the Dog (2021, d. Jane Campion) pic.twitter.com/ats9wteqGm
— π πππ πππ ππ ππππ πππππ (@shdwbxng) March 2, 2022
I’ll never be allowed to present at the Oscars because I will open that envelope and say “Amy Adams for Enchanted”
— Preston Max π³οΈβ§οΈ (@prestonmaxallen) March 4, 2022
It is fucked up that no matter how good a pie smells, it won’t actually make you float up off the ground when you smell it.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 5, 2022
america: here is another superhero movie about how the cia is good, actually
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) March 3, 2022
france: here is a movie called Forbidden Love. it is about a woman who has a forbidden love
my friends when i can’t do basic math pic.twitter.com/nvQKw3gKRc
— sherπ₯Ί (@sherrysworld) March 1, 2022
Every Laurie Metcalf line reading is a Coltrane-level jazz riff where the thrill comes from having no idea where she’s going or how she’ll get there pic.twitter.com/6r5x3Rj6FH
— Tyler Ruggeri (@t_ruggeri) March 4, 2022
No one is talking about how good Nicole Kidman is in West Side Story, and it's frankly embarrassing pic.twitter.com/h9XuY0mC1m
— angelina. (@whyangelinawhy) March 3, 2022
"West Side Story is an unnecessary remake," says the crowd that lines up for endless superhero reboots about a piece of musical theater that was designed to be produced countless times forever.
— Alex Winter (@Winter) March 4, 2022
And have you heard that Madonna is doing a "bootcamp" for the casting of the role of herself in her biopic? That's inspired many tweets... Oh to be a fly on the wall of that audition process.
I donβt want to watch this movie I want to watch Grueling Madonna Bootcamp pic.twitter.com/nhJdlKEqen
— Stewart&Chill (@Stewartandchill) March 3, 2022
this is the part where the girlies at the Madonna biopic bootcamp school for girls just pass out pic.twitter.com/KJaQou9hhm
— david. (@shanty__shanty) March 5, 2022
Julia Garner meeting Florence Pugh and Sydney Sweeney on the first day of Madonna biopic bootcamp pic.twitter.com/TPf6ACXhpw
— m a r k J m a r r a c c i n i (@marramark) March 6, 2022
Is this also gonna be part of the Madonna bootcamp tho?
— LittleNonnie (@sarcasmNbooks) March 5, 2022
pic.twitter.com/chvyYSiD8i
...AND LET'S END WITH A LITTLE MORE BATMAN
sorry i didn’t think y’all could hear me https://t.co/9OT7rSg0d3
— trin (@lovelltrin) March 4, 2022
I swear if #TheBatman isn't recognized for Cinematography at next year's Oscars... I mean look at these gorgeous shots! pic.twitter.com/EVbksfAfYU
— Piecing It Together Podcast 𧩠(@PiecingPod) February 28, 2022
one thing the batman really understands is that nothing is hotter than riding on a motorcycle next to a hot girl who is riding on a different motorcycle. so few movies take advantage of this fact
— largest rodent (@capybaroness) March 7, 2022
Reader Comments (2)
Yeah, there are far more great actors who have played a vampire than who have played Batman, so itβs definitely a weird point of discussion. Of course, Iβm pretty sure the people who STILL refuse to take either Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart seriously due to their involvement in Twilight are probably basing their prejudice on something else, i.e. βhow dare the star of a franchise aimed at tween girls also star in a franchise intended for intelligent MEN such as myself,β which is even more absurd.
@Edwin-Those people who refuse to take Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seriously need to go fuck themselves. They've moved on from Twilight as did a few others but... there's still that kid with the shiny teeth who can't act for shit who was just in some lame Netflix movie with that Paul Blart guy.