Monday
Jan172011
Say What Helena?
Monday, January 17, 2011 at 1:45PM This photo, which I nipped from Zimbio, makes me so curious. What do you suppose Helena Bonham Carter is saying to Andrew Garfield on the Globes Red Carpet (see also: live blog)?
Amuse us in the comments with your suggestions.
Reader Comments (25)
"Andrew, if you're still off food, I heard about this great Karen Carpenter biopic. You'll have to beat Christian Bale to the audition, but I'm pretty sure he's working on a Jesus film at the moment."
Don't make any sudden movements, Andrew! My hair can sense your fear.
haha. no one else is inspired by the Helena Crazy?
"Let me get this straight: the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?"
"Oh, Andrew. Tim wants me to play Venom. He won't listen to reason anymore!"
"Darling boy, don't you know -We are currently working on an adaptation of The Philadelphia Story in which I play a zombie in the Jimmy Stewart role"
Oh oh one more!
"I bet your chest is as hairy as your head"
:p
"I'm telling you Andrew, these awards shows are boring as shit!"
Seriously, the numerous cutaways to her being bored out of her mind were the best parts of the whole ceremony.
damn, that really DOES NOT look like Andrew Garfield to me :)
saw the show, all men dressed the same, but his face from this side... are we sure it's him? :P
Andrew: "Sort of a hideous frock, don't you think?"
Helena: "Well, I'm sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip flops, WANKER!"
andrew "where's tim"
helena " check the hair"
Andrew! How dare you accuse me of channelling Bernadette Peters?!
Can't resist the hair...
"Andrew, dear, I think there's a spider in my hair again. Do you think you could coax it out for me? It tooks ages for my hair to re-grow after Tim pulled the last one out."
A: There's an Edward Gorey adaptation floating around town. So...
H: I know what you're going to ask. The answer is no. I already work with TIM BURTON.
Alex I actually thought that too but there's like 3 photos all of which have his head is turned away from the camera but they're all labelled that way.
"You little spidy, I wanna eat whole of you so much"
I think Helena is truly honest being herself, even in the occasion of happy mood such as Mr. Darcy won and bad mood as she lost to Melissa (that face!! that look!!).
Truly a classic (&crazy) woman.
I cast my vote for Timothy's comment. It's funny and it's way out there just like HBC
Clarification: that would be Timothy's first comment
Note: You need to imagine they are singing for this to work.
HBC: "I'm in Oscar bait, and it's great, but thanks to Alice it's nine months too late!"
AG: "From Saverin to Spider Man-my agent should be fired, do you think I can?"
HBC: "Mine too! Mine too! And my agent is my husband-well, now we're through!"\
Both: "We need better agents, oh yes we do, or else on Oscar night we'll be sad and blue!"
"Now, the key is to stay awake for as long as you can. Trust me, it's easier said then done."
HBC: "Oh! you have no idea, darling. Frankenweenie will be a masterpiece, I imagine you know this already, but Tim is a genius, the movie will be in CGI and with the new technology, Tim will convert me into Frankenweenie, it's an inspired and visionary work of art, with Gothic art direction!, just wait, you'll see!"
:)
I'm intrigate about the reaction of Johnny Depp, when he saw her, what he thinks of her?... wow, she looks amazing! ? Do they make this for males? you know, because Deep, Burton and HBC always looks like they shop in the same store!
HBC: "Avada Keda-.... Wait. Where's my wand?"
HBC: "No dear, I didn't mismatch my shoes on purposes. I'm colorblind, you see. Well, sort of. When I did Alice, I spent so much time on green screen I can't tell which color is which anymore. It doesn't seem to bother Tim though. In fact, he lent me his hairdryer today..."
Andrew thinking: Damn lady! I didn't ask you about your freaking shoes, I told you you stepped on my borrowed Gucci.
Forget the spider... Wait 'til I sting you.
Well, dear, if you wanted to sleep with Brad in the film like I did when I worked with Fincher, you had to put that in your contract!