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Thursday
Sep152011

I Dream of Celebrity: Catherine Keener

True story I forgot to share.

While I was away at my cabin in the woods weekend with literally no media (no cel phone service, no tv, nothing) I still couldn't escape the movies. One night I dreamt of a life sized Catherine Keener doll dressed in a wedding gown (lol). Pull her string and she sighs and delivers neurotic monologues! Needless to say I pulled the string several times and woke with a smile! 

Which life-sized celebrity doll would you buy? What would you hear if you pulled their string?

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Needless to say I pulled the string several times and woke with a smile!
You're so nasty! Right now my heart and mind belong to Anthony Kiedis circa 1991.

September 15, 2011 | Unregistered Commenter/3rtfull

If the dolls were anatomically correct, I'd buy pretty much every life size doll of every hot male celebrity. And i don't know what they'd say, but I'd definitely pull their strings.

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJonathon

Mae West, because I can't believe I live in a world where she was a star.

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterColin Low

Nathaniel, how often do you dream of celebrities? I do all the time, but find that people think it's odd... When I was on vacation last week alone I had Jesse Eisenberg, Naomi Watts and Julianne Moore in my dreams. Most exciting was Winona Ryder, with a shaved head and dressed as a goth, who insisted on making out with me!!

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBrian M

Talking about dolls, one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood history and a true legend Lauren Bacall is celebrating her 87th Birthday today! I'll drink to that!

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwill

Brian M -- not all that often but i usually share it here when I do. I did forget to type up a long dream about Cate Blanchett a few months ago though (she was a huge bitch to me as i was having a life or death emergency and the world was practically diving into disaster mode and she just laughed and refused to let me use her cel phone!)

September 16, 2011 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Glenn Close-"Im not gonna be ignored Dan!"

September 16, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

I really enjoy Catherine Keener and I'm jealous you had a dream about her. She's my favorite actress working today.

September 17, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSean T.
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