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Wednesday
Aug132014

Say What, Arnold & Abigail

Amuse us by adding dialogue or a caption to this image of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Abigail Breslin in the forthcoming zombie movie Maggie which will apparently premiere at TIFF

The winner will pick the next banner theme. You may have noticed the banner uptop recently changed to a "stankface" theme courtesy of recent winner JoFo

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Reader Comments (24)

Before you were born, I used to be the most famous, successful actor in the world...no really...really.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBrianZ

Looks like a remake of Commando.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered Commenter3rtful

Ahnold: I should have held out for the The Last of Us movie.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

"Hmm...64% water, 17% protein, 13% fat, 1% carbs, 5% minerals. Yum-yum-eat-'em-up!"

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

Paul Outlaw: 1. Ahnold looks more pained and regretful than hungry in this photo. 2. He's not the zombie. Try again.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

Is that earwax?

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRizz

Arnie: Little Miss Dinner
Abie: Zzz

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Arnold to Abbie: This is the third time you've tried to get through Eraser.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterbrookesboy

"It's okay. One day you can still be Turbo Man."

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCoffeysr

Arnold: I have a headache.
Abigail: It might be a tumor. (falls asleep)
Arnold: It's not a tumor!

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTaylor

Volvagia, remember: this is an exercise in tongue-in-cheek humor... ;-)

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

The dangers of peaking so early. Not even 20 and already on a Schwarzenegger movie.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVinicius

She was only slightly older than you............

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHenry

Please don't have nightmares about my acting career. I didn't mean to show you "Jingle All the Way" before bedtime.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterChris

Arnie: Well, if zombies only eat brains, I guess I'm safe with you. But your mom had to relocate, sorry honey.

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteradri

"I knoh its hahd to undastand me, Abby-gail, but plees just chtry to heah me owt"

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPhilip H.

Your high school nurse called. I have to check you for head lice!

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteritdb

"Can you feel those thigh muscles flexing? I've still got it!"

August 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMDA

"Oh honey, don't be sad. Dakota and Chloe Grace are such mean girls..."

August 14, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNewhouse

"Is she my daughtah, or is she a clöne?"

August 14, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMysjkin

And may I say your stank face puts them all to shame.

August 14, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoFo

JoFo - awww. that's um... sweet?

August 14, 2014 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

There, there. Now let me go back to my trailer and make some meth.

August 14, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Goodbar

Wait Abagail...so this is not Zombieland 2?

August 15, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAlan P.
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