Beauty vs. Beast: Evil Julianne & Evil Eddie
Monday, February 9, 2015 at 11:39PM Jason is out of town so it falls on me to complete his Beauty vs. Beast duties this week. I cycled through so many possibilities before I succumbed to this fact: I spend at least 15 minutes of every day lately fantasizing that off camera Julianne Moore and Eddie Redmaybe are reenacting mother/son Savage Grace sequences at all of their awards season campaign stops. In addition to being the frontrunners for Best Actress and Best Actor they also are the primary villains of two of this weekend's big poorly reviewed would be blockbusters that busted no blocks. So a twofer today, Savage Grace's psychotic beauty and murderous beast and Jupiter Ascending and The Seventh Son's Beauties who are also both Beasts.
Two Gingers, Twice. You've Got Two Votes. Go!
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LAST WEEK
Last time we looked to Groundhog Day and discovered we had more wintriness to endure. The battle of Phil Connor vs. Punxsutawney Phi is apparently doomed to repeat itself forever; you couldn't decide resulting in the second 50/50 split in this series history (the first and only other time was the Black Swan episode)
Brookesboy summed up your wishywashiness this cycle
I started voting for little Phil because he's got better hair. But it was only a shadow of a doubt. Gotta go with Bill.
Reader Comments (4)
I don't have enough knowledge of Savage Grace to vote in that one, but in the other matchup, Dragons (especially Dragon Ladies) ALWAYS win! Looking as fabulous as Julianne does in those costumes only further seals the deal in her favor.
Julianne wins either way. She's the God afterall.
Juli's crazy heiress mommy wins #1. But Eddie's Mommie Dearest performance wins #2.
I hated Eddie's performance in Jupiter Ascending, but, boy, he is shirtless. I can't resist