How was your Labor Day Weekend, readers? Do tell. What was the best part of the long weekend?
And which of these celebrities do you most wish you could have spent the holiday with: Palm Springs with Lea Delaria? The beach with Jesse Bradford? swimming with new puppies and The Rock? the Prague opera with Jessica Chastain? BBQ with Reese? Or backyard fun with Judy Greer?
Here's a fun Labor Day weekend story... We just decided to add two new members to our Johnson family. Baby French Bulldogs. In my right hand is BRUTUS and in my left hand is HOBBS. Bring them home and immediately take them outside so they can start learning how to "handle their business and potty like big boys". I set them both down and they both take off in a full sprint and fall right into the deep end of our pool. HOBBS immediately starts doggy paddling while BRUTUS (like a brick) sink heads first to the bottom of the pool. I take off into a full sprint, fully clothed, dive in the pool, swim to the bottom, rescue my brick, I mean BRUTUS and bring him back to the edge of the pool. He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, "Thank God you didn't have to give me mouth to mouth!" and then ran off to play with his brother. A few lessons I've learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don't keep it in your pocket... like I did. #BRUTUSLives #HOBBSCanSwim #MyCelPhonesDead #AndNoMouthToMouthNeeded #HappyLaborDay
A photo posted by therock (@therock) on Sep 7, 2015 at 3:35pm PDT
Reader Comments (11)
Probably Lea Delaria or Jessica Chastain. No shade to the others, but those two seem like the most fun. And with Lea Delaria, you always get the greatest stories from talented mainstays who are not necessarily household names, but have been in the industry forever. I bet she has some tales to tell.
I want to hang out with Lea and get to wear a turban, caftan, drink sangria and talk about The First Wives Club.
But seriously, I love a good turban. I saw Debi Mazar at a Chase ATM wearing a turban, a giant fur coat and high heeled boots and totally whispered "fabulous" to myself when I saw her.
Jessica Chastain at the opera would be a joy and a marvelous experience...the same could be said for Jesse Bradford for entirely different reasons.
I have an obnoxious enough crush on the Rock that he alone would get me to say "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU OTHER BASICS ARE DOING?!"
But The Rock + puppies? Be still my heart.
Also, Jessica Chastain + the Prague opera would be quite a dream.
John T -- make sure to check out the caption of JESSE's picture. I don't know why it didn't print here with the embed.
Derreck -- i went to a screening with Lea moderating the other day and she was hilarious. one of the best Q&As ever since she's uninhibited and gets the celebrities goofing around
Mr Bradford should make more movies...
Jesse. Indoors.
Would love to be with The Chastain at an opera.
But I could not resisit Jesse Bradford, come to mama.
And there is a very Stepford Wives vibe from Reese in that pic.
Is Reese modeling picture frames now? What a weird shot. And Jessica Chastain seems slightly autistic.
The Rock always looks like he's having a great time. Love that guy.
Thanks, 3 new people to follow! The Rock and Reese are great instagrammers.