Amusing Film Tweets o' the Week
Saturday, December 3, 2016 at 8:00AM many more after the jump...
My favorite part of Nocturnal Animals is when Amy Adams turns to the camera and says, "Soulless Catastrophe, the new fragrance by Tom Ford."
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) November 29, 2016
Final robbery in Hell or High Water is (imho intentional) darkly funny comment on TX open carry gun love: everyone armed, more people killed
— Craig Gary Phillips (@craigary) December 3, 2016
Fav character on WESTWORLD is @Leonardo_Nam's Felix, cuz it's easy to relate to someone who would do questionable things for Thandie Newton pic.twitter.com/bQWhe6tob5
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 2, 2016
I understand the resistance to endorsing art made by a horrible person, but please don't write a pious thinkpiece about it.
— Robert MacFarlane (@koook160) December 2, 2016
Every time I try to watch The Danish Girl, my iPad says, "Error! Bad data type" and I'm like, "Gurl, I KNOW."
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) December 3, 2016
leaving this gif open in a tab so it never has to end pic.twitter.com/xArH3uscLd
— Erin Whitney (@CinemaBite) December 2, 2016
tfw you're 35 and so good looking that everyone just assumes you know how to put on a sweater but you never learned, you. never. learned. pic.twitter.com/3BLtGAMrTE
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) December 2, 2016
I'm dreading the inevitable scene in JURASSIC WORLD 2 in which Bryce Dallas Howard tosses her pair of heels aside.
— Santa Clays (@schmvngpctrs) December 2, 2016
The Internet: A One-Act Play. pic.twitter.com/DWbj5XRUG7
— Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) December 1, 2016
Attack of the killer redheads 2016 edition. pic.twitter.com/We9fErjcWF
— Sasha Stone (@AwardsDaily) November 29, 2016
Is there a more important score for a movie this year than Mica Levi's for JACKIE? The mesmeric intimacy of that film owes so much to it.
— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) November 28, 2016
Feeling kind of stunned and lucky and grateful about the talent and love in my family. Like wtf I'm gay and Annette Bening is my mom
— Stephen Ira (@supermattachine) November 28, 2016
The next time a straight man tells you he's just being a "devil's advocate", open up a portal to hell and put him where he belongs
— The failing NYT (@PWRBTTMBAND) November 28, 2016
I know it's a bit early, but 2016 in review: pic.twitter.com/PnJjKjw2PN
— Chris Harnick (@chrisharnick) December 2, 2016
Where were all of you "Sure, 'O.J.: Made in America' can be a movie!"-voters when Linda Fiorentino was trying to score an Oscar nom in 1994? pic.twitter.com/kUQAkqFRON
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) December 2, 2016
Since no one cares about rules in awards anymore my primary FYC for "Best Picture" is a supercut of Isabelle Huppert and her movie cats
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 2, 2016
without warning Terence Stamp in Teorema sometimes pops into my brain pic.twitter.com/RfwWPmh4cH
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) November 26, 2016
A man in her party: "You know, the British actually built great trains, but the Indians do a terrible job maintaining them." FOR GOD'S SAKE.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) November 30, 2016
James Franco is the Rachel Dolezal of gay people. #BillyontheStreet
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 23, 2016
I know Cate Blanchett has called Amy Adams at 3 a.m. from an unlisted number to say, "I find you astounding" and hang up.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 30, 2016
Everyone in LA says "I love when it rains" like you're going to hand them an Independent Spirit Award.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 27, 2016
When you meet a European couple on vacation who wants to swing and you're like, shit maybe pic.twitter.com/mN73uZ5wV3
— Daniel Kibblesmith❄️ (@kibblesmith) July 24, 2016
Reader Comments (8)
"Shit, maybe"?
HELL YES
Dead @ that last one.
LOVE Louis Virtel's on-going vicious Cate Blanchett narrative. I'd read a whole book about it tbh.
LOL "Soulless Catastrophe". Ugh, that movie needed some serious sense of humor, somewhere.
Why is Jeff Wells' such an asshole? That thread, smh.
On a more joyous note, what *must* it be like to have Annette Bening as your mom? Holy hell.
Thank you for compiling these! I needed a good giggle :)
This post absolutely made my day!
HAHA that Westworld tweet re: Felix & Thandie is just great.
Nick, I've had the same problem with my IPad. You have to include Alicia when typing, then you're in.
Yes, also love Felix.
Courtney's is hilarious.
Don't really understand Matthew Eng's...?