Tweetweek: Dawn of Easter
Sunday, March 27, 2016 at 9:30AM 
HAPPY EASTER, PEEPS!
I would claim that this week's roundup of amusing tweets from friends, celebrities, and strangers is easter themed but no. You do get a lot of funny Batman bashing, though.
But first true actressy & movie randomness (as we do) after the jump.
Find a man who loves you the way Kate Winslet loves awards
— benji (@benarmishaw) March 22, 2016
Misread this headline as CAROL 2 ...and died. pic.twitter.com/EVmJdXm9vV
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) March 26, 2016
Every Affleck interview now has the nervous tension of his Gone Girl sitdown with Sela Ward.
— Bryan Curtis (@curtisbeast) March 25, 2016
I am here for a Deneuve / Binoche 2016 ticket pic.twitter.com/b2YcZgZ9FJ
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 27, 2016
"Critics don't matter." This is always uttered in reference to a critic's ability to impact box office, which no critic cares about.
— Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz) March 26, 2016
There's a bit in Zootopia when a rabbit says "goodbye everybody" to a crowd of rabbits instead of "everybunny." Still pretty upset about it.
— Nick Suttner (@nsuttner) March 26, 2016
Is Body Heat the sexiest movie ever made or are you a reptile person with lizard blood?
— Daniel Crooke (@dangercrooke) March 25, 2016
"Film critics suck. I can do what they do."
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) March 23, 2016
"Give me 800 words on Human Centipede 3."
"Wait, what?"
My favorite photo from our #Hairspray movie. @MichellePfeiffer was stunning as Velma von Tussle. What a cast! pic.twitter.com/WSICzZKx9R
— Craig Zadan (@craigzadan) March 26, 2016
"Mainstage, Backstage, Parking Lot: A Freudian Reading of Space in RuPaul's Drag Race"
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) March 20, 2016
...and hating on Superheroes is a big pasttime on Twitter too.
I love superhero movies because they give the best actors of our time the chance to play mayors and aunts.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 22, 2016
My #BatmanvSuperman pic.twitter.com/ObZDgXcsBK
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) March 25, 2016
Every writer knows there are only 5 basic plots:
— Jason Lefkowitz (@jalefkowit) March 25, 2016
* Man vs. man
* Man vs. Batman
* Batman vs. Superman
* Spider-man
* Spider-man (again)
Judging by the reviews of Batman v. Superman, neither had a strong lip-sync.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 25, 2016
Cool posters. I wanted to rip out my eyes too. pic.twitter.com/6yRzHiAWDR
— John Gholson (@gholson) March 23, 2016
Reader Comments (2)
Michelle Pfeiffer is indeed GOLD in that Hairspray movie, especially in the Miss Baltimore Crabs number LOL
Juliette Binoche/Catherine Deneuve in the same film? That is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$