Tweetweek: Describing Yourself, Brangelina Fallout, Paulson Afterglow
Saturday, September 24, 2016 at 10:02AM people who think the movies are dead:
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) September 20, 2016
it turns out that *you’re* dead & the movies are alive
there’s a good Nicole Kidman movie about this
20 years ago today, the world's first superhero ensemble movie hit theaters pic.twitter.com/o34t6vxCen
— Count Falcula (@RussellFalcon) September 20, 2016
More fun tweets from the past week including Emily Blunt, Sarah Paulson, Marion Cotillard, follow after the jump...
Méconnaissable my ass.. pic.twitter.com/M8v4V5YdAt
— Ali Benz (@Alibenzkr) September 24, 2016
Remember: This November you can help elect President Donald Trump just by voting for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein! Happy Election Year!
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) September 19, 2016
PS, @mitchellvii ... Trump is *definitely* like a character from Die Hard. You just picked the wrong one. pic.twitter.com/znLpLAPqaH
— Anthony Breznican (@Breznican) September 22, 2016
Arrival: the kind of smart, elegant sci-fi Chris Nolan routinely overcomplicates. Takes time to get where it's going, but when it does, wow.
— Neil Alcock (@IncredibleSuit) September 22, 2016
It's late 2016 and we don't have The Hours emojis.
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) September 22, 2016
Gentle reminder that there is a He-Man character named Fisto pic.twitter.com/DeDnMXQZyT
— Olivia White (@owlcavedev) September 19, 2016
I would like to thank Academy for finally giving me to Sarah Paulson
— sarah paulson's emmy (@sarahsemmy) September 19, 2016
Sarah Paulson, you won the Emmy! What are you gonna do next?! pic.twitter.com/j1WCw2sS8S
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) September 19, 2016
Found a channel promoting an Olivia Newton-John movie marathon. So Australia is totes living up to my expectations. pic.twitter.com/3Qyq37oS5B
— Kristy Puchko (@KristyPuchko) September 13, 2016
What if this season of American Horror Story is about Connie Britton trying to get out of her Nashville contract?
— Rob (@r0bwatson) September 14, 2016
And some final words on the Brangelina split...
It's been almost nine years since Marion Cotillard won an Oscar. She starred in a damn Batman movie. We've already fucking met, Maxim. pic.twitter.com/IiYbPsVmQ2
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) September 20, 2016
TFW you remember that Marion Cotillard took what was assumed to be Jennifer Aniston's Oscar nomination... pic.twitter.com/LvhWQ9uIpo
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) September 20, 2016
The only Mr & Mrs Smith I recognise pic.twitter.com/T9t8uH1B9z
— Adam (@adamjmoussa) September 20, 2016
Too soon? pic.twitter.com/z50MarKxLt
— Scott Feinberg (@ScottFeinberg) September 23, 2016
You keep tweeting Jennifer Aniston gifs as if I'm capable of caring about actresses without Oscar nominations. pic.twitter.com/A0Vyo3Pj1V
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) September 20, 2016
And let's end with the meme of the week. "Describe yourself in three fictional characters." Did you play? I tried twice.
Fine. I’ll play (this misses silliness but otherwise scary accuracies) pic.twitter.com/bv633V0HV9
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) September 21, 2016
“Only Characters From Musicals” Edition. Then... pic.twitter.com/sl7PVCFw5C
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) September 21, 2016
Describe yourself in three fictional characters pic.twitter.com/458oi0RtRD
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) September 22, 2016
— Jackie Beat (@JACKIEBEAT) September 20, 2016
#DescribeYourselfIn3FictionalCharacters pic.twitter.com/UYMIcNSkvT
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) September 18, 2016
Reader Comments (7)
Describe myself in three fictional characters: Annie Wilkes, Evelyn Couch, and Erika Kohut.
Fun fact: the working title of THE FIRST WIVES CLUB was "Avengers: Age of a Certain Age".
It took me about a minute to realize that my three fictional characters were Tess McGill, Katharine Parker and Cyn.
It is a testament to just how terrible Hillary Clinton is as a candidate that the Republican Party has chosen to run the lovechild of Johnny Bravo and Twisty the Clown, and she still has to worry about Gary Johnson syphoning votes away and costing her the election. Gary effing Johnson, who doesn't even know what Aleppo is!
The First Wives Club tweet is rhe best of the batch.
Exactly how much hairspray and how many shoulder pads do you own Mike in Canada?
"3" fictional characters to describe me
Describe myself in three fictional characters: Cameron Tucker, Mark Darcy, Hannibal Lecter