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The dog in Widows is named Olivia. The real, credited name of the dog in Game Night is Olivia. Is it... is it the same dog? pic.twitter.com/zU787tQhwG

— kateyrich (@kateyrich) November 16, 2018

 A semi-weekly curated collection of tweets for your seconds-long amusement. After the jump Julianne Moore, Tom Hardy, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez memes, Widows, Can You Ever Forgive Me?, Gone Girl, Fantastic Beasts 2, Beetlejuice and more...

i made the mistake of putting on Nicholas Britell's IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK score as background noise and now i'm going to start weeping at work pic.twitter.com/WQMSmyGV9I

— Angie J. Han (@ajhan) November 13, 2018

white male actors:
👁 👁 👁 👁 👁 👁 👁 👁
> > > >
— — — —

tom hardy:
👁 👁
>
👄

— cri~R.I.P stan (@wintersoldiers4) November 16, 2018

I wish Lenny Kravitz was my dad pic.twitter.com/GUIFNIZCZR

— Declan ‘Big Dec Energy’ Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) November 17, 2018

The important information about Girl In The Spider's Web that keeps being ignored is that Lakeith Stanfield is in it.

— Maxwell Haddad (@cinemaxwell) November 8, 2018

Oh no! They discovered our vast conspiracy to take care of children and save the planet 😂 pic.twitter.com/XYWXmi3Xyk

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) November 14, 2018

FAR FROM HEAVEN (2002) // Julianne Moore Instagram story (2018) pic.twitter.com/HgHtYPLQpH

— Matt Erspamer (@erspamer_matt) October 29, 2018

If only “Look What I Found” could be Oscar nominated and then disqualified so we could say “🎼 I’m alone yet not alone in my HOUSE”

— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) November 5, 2018

*drags friend to go see a Nicole Kidman movie*

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

me: You know that’s a wig, right?

— ilich (@theReal_ilich) November 17, 2018

Got tired of staying indoors as everyone is advising and decided to take a walk outside today. pic.twitter.com/2QEOOUQe5D

— Brad Bird (@BradBirdA113) November 17, 2018

Instead of an epitaph please put this series of quotes from the Gone Girl director's commentary on my tombstone pic.twitter.com/j5a4Qu6tac

— 𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂𝒉 (@goodjobliz) November 2, 2018

Cinephiles: please release the uncut version of THE DEVILS.

Warner Bros: pic.twitter.com/oymVYBEGxu

— Josh (@classicblanca) November 3, 2018

At certain times Tom Hiddleston looks seconds away from morphing into Paul Giamatti pic.twitter.com/SV6kyOMijB

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@andymannion77) November 17, 2018

WIDOWS is very good, but I'm holding out for the director's cut that features at least 45 more minutes of Jacki Weaver.

— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) November 8, 2018

Anyone else inexplicably obsessed with this BEETLEJUICE dinner guest? pic.twitter.com/mGv0j7BJTI

— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) October 29, 2016

MEMES
oh and we have to appreciate two memes. The first is "not a cell phone in sight... just people living in the moment" . We don't know where it originated but it rapidly started using creepy images to subvert the initial presumed nostalgia of life before cel phones. 

Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment pic.twitter.com/EbcZBtgGDD

— whomst (@slipin2trgdy) November 17, 2018

not a cell phone in sight... just people living in the moment pic.twitter.com/188ctjmZUx

— Sam Herbst (@mrsamherbst) November 11, 2018

not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment. pic.twitter.com/pr1853PeSD

— դիմադրել (@Cinestrong) November 17, 2018

Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment pic.twitter.com/5WCDbCBf76

— Where the Bag @? (@messykennny) November 17, 2018

The second meme involved the newly elected political Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A right winger posted a photo of her shot by a Hill staffer basically implying that she's lied about struggling for money (simply because she was wearing non raggedy clothes?) Ocasio-Cortez having previously stated finding housing has been difficult because paychecks for her new job are still awhile away. He eventually removed the tweet but not before he was mocked mercilessly for his shameful attempted dissing.

Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I'll tell you something: that jacket and coat don't look like a girl who struggles. pic.twitter.com/FOUudWzekB

— Ben, Steven Yeun's character in BURNTING (@RealToddHaynes) November 15, 2018

Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. i’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles. pic.twitter.com/0S6iEmP4VQ

— mandy seiner (@MandySeiner) November 16, 2018

I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles. pic.twitter.com/XHJSYYETt6

— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) November 15, 2018

That jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles pic.twitter.com/aNFmcizGV2

— Chris Conroy (@dyfl) November 17, 2018

that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles pic.twitter.com/tY6ALGsSTi

— imogen birchard (@imogenjmb) November 15, 2018

I’ll tell you something: that scarf and hat don’t look like a girl who struggles. pic.twitter.com/BSLIuI7GOe

— Charnel House of Pancakes (@heyitsurban) November 15, 2018

Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: those jackets and coats don’t look like a girl who struggles. pic.twitter.com/gxVLRuuvmW

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) November 15, 2018

and to conclude a meme mashup with "don't say it"... haha

*my eyes meet with Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s whilst drinking the blood of the bourgeoise*

my brain:
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it

me: I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles

— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) November 16, 2018

Comments

[Devin D]

And not a single Tweet about how Tom Waits deserves an Oscar nomination for The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

[Peggy Sue]

Nothing tops Juliette Lewis going crazy on Instagram.

[thevoid99]

My brother-in-law is from Boston and.... there is some sacred things Bostonians have. Wearing a Yankees cap in Boston (unless you're from New York) is a big NO. I don't blame Affleck for refusing to wear a Yankees cap as I'm glad he made the compromise in wearing a Mets cap.

[Me34]

You are really up to date in memes subject. Impressive, and I'm not saying that ironically or sarcastically. It's really hard to keep up with the Internet, most espefically Twitter, these days.