Would you rather?
Friday, September 4, 2020 at 8:00AM This is our excuse to share Instagram photos we love this past week or so, so please indulge us. Answer the question in the comments. Would you rather...
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• cosplay mermen with KJ Apa?
• shop for bathroom tiles with Christina Hendricks?
• do posture exercizes with Alec Utgoff?
• dress-up and read storybooks with Channing Tatum?
• dance to WAP with Laverne Cox?
• have espresso with Salma Hayek?
• arrive in Venice stylishly with Pierre Niney?
• stage a one-man musical like David Dastmalchian?
• relax in the pool, Mariah blasting, with Kerry Washington?
• watch Cape Fear with Juliette Lewis herself?
Pictures are after the jump to help you decide. (If there's a gif you should click for the video)
Is this the proper wardrobe for picking out bathroom tile? I can’t remember. But if I’m leaving the house, I’m leaving it Fancy! @stellamccartney @gucci
It’s all about that double chin! I follow this YouTube vid for posture, which is very helpful to me because we all sit a little too much now so check it out and maybe it will help you too! I’m not collaborating by any means😂 It’s free. Also my sister is funny innit @olinka_vaneeva https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RqcOCBb4arc
Guys, I don’t know about you but things got a little weird for me in quarantine. I ended up accidentally locking myself in my 7 year old daughter’s room. And I ended up finding my inner child. So this is what I created for my little girl. From what is, I guess, the little girl in me. Thanks for reading. #Sparkella bit.ly/OneAndOnlySparkella
#WAP is the number 1 song in America and makes me want to pay homage to artists like @lilkimthequeenbee who created space for the @theestallion and @iamcardib's of the world. It makes me want to celebrate women who are empowered in their sexuality and who struggle to be. It makes me want justice for all the women who have struggled and suffered at the hands of patriarchy, misogyny and transmisogyny. Sending love and safety to all my sisters and siblings today. #TransIsBeautiful
Un cafecito. A Little coffee #coffee
Arrivé au Festival de la Mostra De Venise ! Pour présenter AMANTS de Nicole Garcia, demain en Sélection Officielle ! 🎞🎞 @labiennale / #WeLoveMovies #cinema #films
one man les miz. mom took me to see Les Miz in KC when i was 12. i was transported & part of me never came back...
#MondayMotivation =🦋@MariahCarey🦋 ….duh.
And that's all folks. The Juliette Lewis video is quite funny. If you love Juliette or Cape Fear you must watch. We're just sitting here fantasizing that Juliette was inspired to rewatch "her break out movie" due to the recent win at our Supporting Actress Smackdown 1991. Tee hee.
Reader Comments (17)
Venice!
I'd watch Cape Fear with Juliette and we'd agree that though Tandy was the best of the category, individually all the nominees that year would have made fine enough winners.
It has been 25+ years and there is nothing I would not do with Salma Hayek
Beside Monty's scientifically correct answer, I'd probably go shopping for tiles with Christina Hendricks purely because she looks so chic. Tatum is out purely because I would literally self combust within a mile of him looking like that. Mmm....
Ben -- your loyalty is 👍
Cate -- i also had to eliminate Channing for this reason. I think it was the wings that were the tipping point.
Everyone -- my vote is watching Cape Fear with Juliette because OF COURSE IT IS
Because I would like to be in Venice right now, Pierre Niney is my answer. But I'm all about advocating pretty, colorful costumes for men (Apa, Tatum)!
I'm all for beautiful men who are not afraid to dress up- AJ and Tatum win.
Ride Apa's tail.
I’ve spent a Saturday picking out tile. Not doing that again, even if Christina Hendricks, Juliette Lewis, and merman KJ Apa are coming along.
Pierre Niney looks SO much like Tom Ellis in that photo.
Pierre Niney is my crush and hello Venice but I wanna dress in a camp way and go shopping with Christina Hendricks.
I hate shopping but given the chance not much would prevent me from hanging out with Christina Hendricks. Even shopping. I could probably convince her to hang out with Laverne Cox when we were finished.
I'd rather be in Venice, but I'd also rather be on Channing, so... a tie?
I don't even watch Riverdale but Apa all the way. Wowsers.
Drink espresso with Salma and ask when she's going to do another film with Penelope Cruz and possibly work with the Tres Amigos in cinema while reading and playing dress-up with Channing Tatum.
Apa is constantly throwing out these sort of things yet I believe he's also a religious nut. Buttering both sides of his bread, there.
I'd watch pretty much anything with Juliette Lewis.
I really don't care about Apa's religion he is just plain lickable