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Saturday, December 10, 2022 at 9:00AM

I will miss Twitter when it's gone even though it was kind of a hellscape. Anyway, here are some choice showbiz related tweets from the past couple of weeks, curated for this crowd here at TFE...

Cate Blanchett has yet to TRULY challenge herself as an actress by playing the role of a mentally sound lady who has a nice day
— Chelsea Pope (@chelseathepope) November 6, 2022

Just found out husband has been getting toddler to listen to Tom Waits by telling him it's the Cookie Monster
— Kate Havard Rozansky (@KateHavard) December 5, 2022

This should have been what “Sliding Doors” was about https://t.co/DvIBGwoJoZ
— Liam Gareau (@liamgareau) December 5, 2022

a throat ailment with dramatic symptoms is Streep throat
— 𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕜 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟🪫 (@MrErikJackson) December 5, 2022

I want David Cronenberg to design the new USB standard, so all the ports and plugs sigh and moan and writhe before finally accommodating each other’s anatomy in a blissful, disturbing union that allows charging and data transfer to occur effortlessly between all equipment.
— Greg Egan (@gregeganSF) November 29, 2022

hereditary (2018) pic.twitter.com/JwsAYQVtiW
— shivers (@thecroakerqueen) December 5, 2022

The Power of the Dog fans watching people declare #Oscar frontrunners after some critics' awardspic.twitter.com/nd9todJojq
— Luca Giliberti (@LucaLeonardo99) December 5, 2022

this explains why it's been so hard for me to find my friend ana de armas pic.twitter.com/LmF78bTRYn
— Jon peltz (@JonnyPeltz) December 3, 2022

my wife booked a room at the white lotus. i said honey people get murdered there. she said oh then you can come too pic.twitter.com/QlPImzOWBQ
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 28, 2022

two extremely relatable tweets

pic.twitter.com/6VFpoR3OKw
— Adam ElIis 𓁹𓂏𓁹 (@adamtotscomix) December 1, 2022

making my bf’s bed after he skipped the white lotus opening credits pic.twitter.com/dnQHkTWmeI
— Discreet (@DiscreetLatino) December 5, 2022

this one took me a second but... brilliant!

I for one think there aren't ENOUGH autobiographical coming-of-age movies by Jewish directors where the kid switches schools in the middle and gets advice from an old relative and both their parents are played by non-Jews and the mom was in Brokeback Mountain.
— Raphael Bob-Waksberg (@RaphaelBW) December 2, 2022

finally we been saying FOR DECADES...