Tweetweek: Cliff Top Screenings, 100 Acre Wood realizations

Have you ever rapelled down a cliff or climbed up one? I've only down the former (so fun) but I applaud anyone who went to this screening... "What a thrill" (said in Marcia Gay Harden Oscar winning voice). More after the jump...

2,000 feet, 2,000 people, 4 hours of hiking. The most impossible screening of #MissionImpossible Fallout. Thank you all for coming! I wish I could have been there. pic.twitter.com/ufi1FkP6KI

— Tom Cruise (@TomCruise) August 2, 2018

... Congeniality? pic.twitter.com/PlMc4HWEJs

— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) August 3, 2018

What makes me gay is not that I'm listening to Cabaret, but that I'm listening to a playlist of the best recording of each song in Cabaret

— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) August 3, 2018

Sometimes I wonder how long after the Harry Potter play closes it'll take JK Rowling to tweet that one of the characters was actually super gay even though they never put it in the script

— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) August 3, 2018

I had my doubts at first, but this is a faithful adaptation of the novel pic.twitter.com/hEPIRspRD9

— Dan McQuade (@dhm) July 27, 2018

Good morning to Glenn Close's Rose Nylund hairdo at the 57th #Oscars. pic.twitter.com/0VWmEKd7WV

— Miss Bunny Bixler (@MissBunnyBixler) July 28, 2018

Yeh sex is good but have you ever listened to Ewan McGregor sing that high note in Your Song in Moulin Rouge??

— Duke Silver (@wumbernang98) July 29, 2018

In case your day is also a spiraling mass of everything strange happening at once, enjoy this photo of Viola Davis which will literally render you unconscious pic.twitter.com/sOT5Cj6ejo

— wikipedia brown isn’t my real name. OR IS IT (@eveewing) August 3, 2018

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN power rankings:

1. Eeyore 🐴
2. Piglet 🐷
3. Roo 🐣
4. Pooh 🐻
5. The adult man sitting in front of me who had a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal on his lap for the entire movie 🙋🏻‍♂️
6. Kanga 🇦🇺
7. Owl 🦉
8. Rabbit 🐰
9. Tigger 🐯
10. Capitalism 💀

— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) August 2, 2018

I just realized that Winnie the Pooh is the original Inside Out.
Pooh is Joy.
Piglet is Fear.
Eeyore is Sadness.
Owl is Disgust.
Rabbit is Anger.
And, last but not least... Tigger is Bing Bong.

— Joy Clarkson (@joynessthebrave) August 3, 2018

I hope there's tons of hype over the Fox News movie and then when we go to the theater it's just a VHS copy of Network.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 2, 2018

How a twitter argument begins and how it ends 🤣 pic.twitter.com/2IWf20EdQE

— dαмιeɴ (@OriginalDamien) August 2, 2018

I hope to be wrong, but you can’t convince me that AT ETERNITY’S GATE isn’t just a feature-length Drunk History episode. pic.twitter.com/DL8Qp6esp4

— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) August 1, 2018

has Tom Cruise seen a movie? pic.twitter.com/9Li0zAq1YB

— Ryan Perez (@ryguyperez) July 30, 2018

me: I should watch something escapist
also me: oooh Reds!

— Molly Lambert 🎷 (@mollylambert) July 30, 2018