Monday
Jan062020
Golden Globes Men: Pick a Trio
Monday, January 6, 2020 at 7:10PM by Nathaniel R
Men's fashion continues to be a bit more interesting than it was in previous decades though it's hard to fault a dapper classic tux. Herewith some men who caught the eye on Globes night.
Let's play a variation on do dump or marry. You can meet one of them for a drink at the bar, nab one for a quick selfie, and take one home in your limo. Who is it gonna be and why?
It's your choice. Just make one three.
Reader Comments (30)
Jason Momoa - meet
Ansel Engort - selfie
Taron Egerton - take home
Taika, Wesley, and Eddie.
Drink - Joaquín
Selfie - Taron
Fuck - Joe Alwyn
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Punch - Ansel
Brad totally copied my hairdo.
Billy Porter -- meet for a drink
Elton John - selfie
Taron - take me home
Drink at a bar: Billy Porter
Selfie: Taika Waititi
Take home: Andrew Scott
Drink: Momoa - cuz he looks like he'd be a hoot.
Selfie: Sacha Baron Cohen (not pictured) - that blue ensemble was gorgeous.
In the limo: Andrew Scott - cuz I'm a very wise man.
Porter - selfie
Waititi - meet
Jenkins - take home
Meet - Taika
Shag - Matt Bomer
Home - Jason Momoa
Thanks to TIFF I have selfies with Taron and Leo (and I’ve seen Brad there) so they’re out.
Drink at bar - Joe Alwyn
Selfie - Tom Hanks
Limo - Jason Momoa
Marry: I feel like the only right answer is Barry Jenkins, unless you plan on stealing Tom Hanks from his beautiful marriage.
F: The hot priest
Kill: Apologies but as much as I loved the tux dress, putting down Billy Porter's peacock trail is justifiable homicide.
Drink? Brad
Selfie? Leo
Limo? Andrew Scott
Barry Jenkins' suit as useless as If Beale Street Could Talk.
Momoa the type of guy who's "weird" because people are too slow or not honest enough to see he's so clearly full of shit (remembers the eyebrow).
Cohen's suit, ensemble is hideous. Ju crazy, that's fucking awful.
DiCaprio's face just keeps getting wider.
Excellent choices! I would add Nick Jonas and Joshuah Brian Campbell. But respecting your options my answers will be:
I meet Barry Jenkins for a drink at the bar because I'm sure I can have a long and interesting conversation with him.
A quick selfie with Billy Porter because his outfits needs to be photographed, always.
Definitely I take Taika Waititi to my home. Phisically is totally my type ( his color skin, his eyes, the curly hair, that smile ... GRRR ) but the most important, because funny is SEXY.
Meet: Wesley Snipes
Selfie: Christopher Abbott
Take home: Andrew Scott
Selfie - Leo, I feel like this would be the best insta selfie possible
Bar - Jason Momoa
Take home - Brad. How is there any other option
Drink at a bar: a G&T with Andrew Scott.
Selfie: ME. They can all take a Selfie with ME.
Take home: Taron - the designated driver - would drive me and Andrew home. Then show us in.
Selfie: Joaquin Phoenix.
Drink at a bar: Taron Egerton, I'm sure we're gonna end kissing.
Take home: Christopher abbot. He's raising my adoptive children.
Am I the only one who doesn’t recognize the guy pictured in the same row as DiCaprio?
Meet - Waititi
Selfie - Banderas (how could you miss him)
Home - Momoa... hope my partners - yes, I am in a triad - would not mind having him at home with us for a while.
Meet: Brad
Sefie: Ansel
Take me home and f**k me as hell: Taika
Drink: Brad
Selfie: Leo
Home: Joe Alwyin
Adam Driver - meet for drinks, have wild sex, ask me to marry him, adopt a child
If not:
Leo DiCaprio - tell him to leave me alone, I'm not into him
Phoenix - wine date
Andrew Scott - coffee date
Taika Waititi - some dirty talking date
Wesley Snipes - maybe some petting
Adam Driver - please take me home
Momoa -- limo. OH YES.
Scott -- Selfie for my James Bond collectibles.
Porter -- drink at the bar because so much fun.
Selfie - Brad
Meet - Barry Jenkins
Take Home - Jason Momoa
Selfie: Taika Waititi
Meet: Tom Hanks
Take Home: Taron Egerton
Selfie - Andrew Scott
Meet - Jason Ralph
Take home - Brad Pitt
Drink at the bar: Tom Hanks. I want to hear drunken Love Boat stories.
Selfie: Billy Porter. My boyfriend knows him so I want a pic with the three of us.
Take home: Jason Mamoa. He is big enough under that tank top for me and boyfriend to share.
Selfie- Aquaman
Drink- Tom Hanks
And going home with Mr Pitt
I'm in with Raul= who is that cute guy?