As we approach the Emmy Awards, a little questionnaire silliness. I polled Friends of TFE and the staff, too.
1. Which character on which show would you kill to see get their own spinoff series?
Joe Reid: That American Horror Story's Myrtyle Snow never got to be a Project Runway judge is the real shame. But if we're talking whole-cloth spinoff, I really honestly think that Mad Men has stopped being able to give to Joan what Joan gives to the show. Watching her navigate the '70s would be amazing.
Mark Blankenship: Can we please, PLEASE follow the further adventures of Lincoln (Hannibal Buress) from Broad City? Maybe he can open a free dental dental clinic, and every week, we can see his zany adventures with his patients and their jacked up teeth.
Nathaniel R: I'd follow anyone from Mad Men through the 1970s... and I do mean anyone but I want to focus on shows that are so rich that even the outer periphery characters are awesome so can I pitch shows for?: Nurse Jackie's slutty new drug dealer (Michael Esper); Dawn & Shirley (Teyonnah Paris & Sola Bamis), the new secretaries of Mad Men; that gay hooker from Masters of Sex (Finn Wittrock); Archer's cyborg lovers Katya & Barry
Anne Marie: Freddy from House of Cards gets his own show where he turns his hole-in-the-wall restaurant into a food empire by taking advantage of the shady political maneuvering he's overheard for the last decade.
Jose: Anyone from The Big Bang Theory...oh sorry, I stopped reading after you said "kill".
Dancin' Dan: All I want for Christmas is "The Taystee and Poussey Make Fun Of White People Show".
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How many binge-watching hours would you give that one?
2. Which reality host would you choose to host your real life?
Mark Blankenship: Tim Gunn. Obviously. Because he'd be proud of me if I put together a good look for brunch.
Anne Marie: Betty. Freaking. White.
Nathaniel R: Heidi Klum... but only if she invites me to her annual Halloween bash.
Joe Reid: This is not a question. This does not need more than a half-second's worth of thought. Cat Deeley now. Cat Deeley tomorrow. Cat Deeley forever.
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YOUR TURN... who would host your life and which minor or central characters would you gladly follow up into their own spinoff series?